So I guess Brad Kalvo is really embracing the whole “muscle bear” thing, eh? He’s bulked up significantly since we last saw him, and for better or worse, he completely ignored any advice we had to offer on our 2013 Manscaping Guide. Gone are the […]
Category: Porn
NOW PRESENTING: The 1,000,000th Time Johnny Rapid Gets Fucked In Prison
Although this video clip’s called “Prison Shower 4“, we’ve legitimately lost track of the number of scenarios involving Johnny Rapid, a prison shower, nightsticks and double penetration. We’re just going to assume this is the millionth time he’s been tag-teamed and taken advantage of by […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Men of London Spunked
We know we say shit like this all the time, but if you watch one gay porn trailer this week, it should be the clip for Chi Chi LaRue‘s London Spunked. Everything about the action is sort of, dare we say it… Perfect? There’s something […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Esteban’s Unbelievably Big Penis
There are big cocks, and then there are cocks so absurdly monstrous they’d cause car crashes if someone drove by and saw them on a billboard. Look, I’m not sure why anyone would ever put a gigantic dick on a billboard where innocent eyes could see […]
PARDON MY HARDNESS.
Yohann Banks is getting fucked by a guy with a beard and a guy with a mustache! If you do not understand why this makes me harder than I’ve ever been before, then you clearly have not been reading this blog for very long. You […]
Where Are They Now?: 16 Recent Pictures of Gay Porn Legend Steve Kelso
You’re always asking us to dig up recent pictures of the men featured in our Flashback Friday series, as if we have some mystical device that locates former gay porn stars the way Professor X‘s Cerebro finds fellow mutants. The fact of the matter is […]
Oral Only: Dustin & Christian
If you’re in the mood to watch a pair of horny young hipsters make out, stroke one another and swap blowjobs, then we’re happy to introduce you to Dirty Boy Video models Dustin and Christian. They both have hairy balls. We’re not sure why we […]
“Call Me Sir From Now On.”
At this point, it doesn’t even matter if gay porn “reality” site Parole Him is actually real or not! There’s a very specific sleazy energy to their scenes that will either get you off in seconds or make your dick turtle back inside of you. Personally? […]
Kris Evans Is Not Lukas Ridgeston.
Yesterday, I tweeted Bel Ami to inquire when legendary performer Lukas Ridgeston would be returning to destroy every twink hole in existence (or at least on their website). They replied with a vague “Just a little longer!“, which is frustrating to my oh-so-impatient soul, but at least […]
The Amateur Hour: Ginger Sex God
Has there been a void in your life since the last Seth Fornea photo shoot? Are you still crying tears of hot white semen over Kennedy Carter‘s retirement from the gay porn industry? Do you have the urge to watch a gorgeous redhead stroke his […]











