Jare’d Goodloe was recently featured as the “Model of The Week” in a short interview for The Underwear Expert. When asked what his superhero catch phrase would be, he replied with six simple words: “Stop… I have all the power!” We’re not sure why we found […]
Last week, I tweeted Bel Ami to inquire when legendary performer Lukas Ridgeston would be returning to single-handedly cure erectile dysfunction with the power of his earth-shattering hotness. As previously noted, they replied with a vague “Just a little longer!“ I tried my best to move on with my life and […]
Is it too early to give out an award for 2013’s Best Gay Porn Smile? Oh well! By now, you’ve probably realized that I’ll use any excuse to “write” about scruffy young pup Josh Long, and intensive research (by my dick) has proven that it’s […]
Stop me if I’ve told this one before! Years and years ago, one of my Manhunt fuck buddies surprised me by showing up drunk as hell in the back seat of his Jeep. He opened the door, ushered me in and proceeded to slur an […]
“I get type-casted because I’m dark-skinned, tall, muscular that I have to be the dominant, aggressive top that comes into the situation and has to beat everybody up. Now, don’t get me wrong! I perpetuate that stereotype, of course, but I’m a model. That’s what […]
For his oral skills alone, Dolan Wolf should receive an early nomination for 2013’s Hottest Cock Slut award. This man definitely knows how to take dick down his throat, and if you remember his original Woof Alert post from back in January 2012, he’s not too […]
Damn, do you know how much I wish someone would say that to me? It doesn’t even matter that Christian Wilde is a creepy creepster in the third chapter of “The Haunting” (catch up with part one here, part two here). The fact remains that […]
This just in! After the now-infamous “worst” 19th birthday party ever, millions around the globe have realized that Justin Bieber is an entitled brat, and we should all stop paying attention to him immediately. Down on his luck, the pint-sized former pop star has spent […]
Will Grant is a champion BMX rider, certified personal trainer, and male model. He can pop a wheelie, instruct you on how to work out your “lats” and look way fuckable while doing all of that. I wonder if he’s straight. I’m getting a straight […]
Oh hey! I accidentally found the hottest guy from Lawrence‘s “Eleven Guys I Would Like To Give Bed Head” post. You know which one I’m talking about, right? He was the scruffy one with the rock hard dick, beefy thighs and a light grey Miller […]
