Let's drop the whole 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named' bullshit for a second. This post isn't about him. This post is about Mario Lavandeira, the legitimately human individual who stands behind a brand of bitchiness and tearing others down. As soon as news of will.i.am's highly respect alluded to […]
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Ricky Martin Still In The Closet
Turns out the Ricky Martin quote which supposedly outs him was wildly exaggerated by the magazine that got that interview. Their need for publicity made them less than honest with their headlines when they claimed he said "my heart could belong to a man or […]
Drawn To You: Theo Firmo
Oh, the power of suggestion! Brazilian-born artist Theo Firmo was recently featured on Guapo, and I was amazed by his power to incite erotic reactions with a few simple lines on note paper. Though he does do some pretty cool video art, I'm mostly intrigued […]
Chris Brown Pleads Guilty for Rihanna Assault
Chris Brown has pleaded guilty for his assault on Rihanna back in February. Don't celebrate just yet though. Chris will NOT be serving any time behind bars, instead he will get 180 days of community service in which he will carry out in Virginia and […]
I Seen Beyonce Eating Cheeseburger Macaroni
It's great when celebrities help those in need, so why is this Hamburger Helper commercial of Beyonce Knowles trying to feed the hungry so effing hilarious? I just get this image of her sitting down to dinner with Jay-Z and being served that shit in some […]
Bruno Goes Nude for Berlin Premiere
What's more outrageous than a three-ring circus? A premiere of Bruno, of course. While Sacha Baron Cohen is busy promoting his upcoming film Bruno, his antics get crazier and crazier. The premieres in London, Madrid and Amsterdam were all over the top and the Berlin […]
Must Watch: Make that Banana Disappear
Holy shit! After watching this video, I'm all hot and bothered. I'm talking serious talent here guys. The way they made the banana disappear in their mouths and reappear with ease got me a bit excited. If any of those guys want to make my […]
Unlockables: The Ten Second Timer
Sites like Guys With iPhones have proven that the mirror pic isn't always a bad thing, but when taking self-portraits it's imperative that we remember–the ten-second timer is our best friend. If you own a digital camera and aren't familiar with this technological revolution, consult […]
Richard Simmons Is Insane
It's no secret that Richard Simmons is both insane and hillarious. Well, I find him hillarious anyways but I can totally see how some just find him irritating. Anywho, he popped up as a special guest on Anderson Cooper last night and his dancing to […]
New Found Love For Real Housewives Of New Jersey’s Danielle
Did anyone else watch this season of Real Housewives? Once I heard it was New Jersey I knew I had to tune in. One of the most interesting and hated characters was Danielle, whose checkered past became the biggest source of drama on the show. […]

