Is anyone else obsessed with ABC’s Revenge? It’s the utterly ridiculous soap opera about this psycho chick who is looking to get revenge on all the bitches in the Hamptons who got her Dad sent to jail. I say “psycho” because Emily Thorne (played by […]
Category: Television
America’s Next Top CFNM Model
With the premiere of the eighteenth cycle of America’s Next Top Model right around the corner, I thought I’d bring you this lovely picture from CFNM (Clothed Female, Naked Male). The featured model—not the one with the hairy ass—bears an odd resemblance to Cycle 15 […]
Gleek Out: On My Way
Last night’s winter finale of Glee struck a chord with me. No, it was certainly not a Chord of the Overstreet variety, but rather a chord of the emotional variety. I could lie and say I drank too much wine (which has been my coping […]
Sam Jackson of “Skins” Poses Shirtless For Gay Times
Skins is a British teen drama that’s sort of like Degrassi except 789% more edgy and daring. I’ve watched the first three seasons, and I will shamelessly confirm (as an adult) that every single episode was amazing (if not a little depressing at times). Apparently, […]
Celebrity Skin: Shawn Hatosy
Welcome to a very special Thursday edition of Celebrity Skin, in which I tell you how much I enjoyed this clip of Shawn Hatosy naked on Southland. And just how much did I enjoy this clip? A lot. This may have even been better than […]
Who Would You Rather?: Game Of Thrones
HBO’s Dungeons & Dragons-for-the-non-nerdy-folk series (Note: I am a nerd, so I can type that) is a big-hugey hit. Game of Thrones is a medieval saga about the power struggles of several families that rule over a mystical land. It’s good. Also – there’s dragons. […]
Jon Snow Is One Hot Fucking Bastard
Is anyone else excited about the upcoming season of Game of Thrones? Shit is about to get real. I’m in the process of finishing up A Clash of Kings in time for the premiere, despite a brief interruption for all three Hunger Games books. Yes, […]
Celebrity Skin: Shemar Moore
One of our Twitter followers (@COPBlog) took offense to our post about the more mature but still sexy Eddie Cibrian last week. I’ll let him tell you in his own words: Eddie Cibrian has NOTHING on Shemar Moore! You should have seen Shemar’s after shower […]
Matt Bomer Is Officially Out Of The Closet
Nice. Matt Bomer is the hot guy on USA’s White Collar. He will also be running around wearing buttfloss in that Magic Mike film we keep posting about cuz’ we’re hoping for a Joe Manganiello cock shot. Joe just reads like he’s swinging low, doesn’t […]
Snooki And The Taller One With The Boobs Out “The Situation”
I know her name is JWoww. It’s just that their show is such an tumor on America that I hesitate to give them the searchable link. This is kind of an interesting bit, though. Because if you squint and then have someone kick you in […]