You might recognize Shawn Morales as one half of the pit crew on RuPaul’s Drag Race. There’s a pretty good chance that, if you regularly tune in to the show, you’ve paused your television once or twice (or twenty-seven and a half times) to stare […]
Category: Television
Celebrity Skin: Craig Parker
Big effin’ kudos to the people behind Spartacus: Vengeance for making a gladiator show with cocks. Wasn’t everyone fighting naked back then? Or at the very least with no pants on. Remember Gladiator with Russell Crowe? That bitch almost had a three piece suit on. […]
LUNCH: Eat A Silver Fox Sandwich
Let’s pretend for a moment that this totally innocent interview on Anderson Cooper‘s talk show led to a threesome between the silver fox himself, Jon Hamm and one John Slattery. Who would be the middle of the fuck sandwich? Who would be on his knees […]
Chelsea Handler Continues To Give Shout-Outs To Slutty Gays
Chelsea Handler is your aunt who never married, drinks a shit ton, and has no qualms about telling a bitch in line at the bank to fuck off. That’s why we like her. She also continues to name-drop Manhunt on her Chelsea Lately show. While […]
Who Would You Rather?: Southland
There are so many TV shows vying for my attention lately that sometimes I just go walk the dog and go to bed because it’s too overwhelming. One of the few shows I make an effort to stay caught up on is TNT’s Southland. It’s […]
Adam Scott Wants To Get Up In Channing Tatum’s Ass
Who doesn’t? Adam Scott is the foxy little hotness on Parks and Recreation. Channing Tatum is the Bel Ami-named bohunk Hollywood keeps trying to foist on us as a leading man. Scott recently told Details that he admires Channing’s sculpted beef. He didn’t stop there. […]
Oh, HEY, Jamie Bamber!
As someone who never got into Battlestar Galactica—mostly because I never tried—I can say with great faith that I have no fucking clue who Jamie Bamber is. That said, he is British and gorgeous! And apparently he was just shirtless on an episode of Body […]
How Much Sex Would I Have With Renly Baratheon?
Words can not express how excited I am about Game of Thrones‘ second season. As I make my way through the final pages of George R.R. Martin‘s A Clash of Kings (the second book in the series, for all you non-nerds), I’m gearing up to […]
Blake Shelton’s Homophobia Blown To Smithereens By Adam Levine’s Hotness
Blake Shelton recently told MTV News (via Unicorn Booty) that, like the rest of the world, he wants The Voice‘s co-judge Adam Levine’s dick #INHISBUTT. Who doesn’t? Here’s what he said: All I have to say is, it’s true: I have a man crush on […]
Lex Land: Were My Sweetheart To Go…
Does anyone else watch The Voice? If so, did you throw your remote at the television screen when Blake Shelton chose sort-of-okay Charlotte Sometimes over the sheer perfection known as Lex Land? I did… Look, I’m willing to forgive Blake for that whole homophobic tweet […]