By now, you’ve probably heard that Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler has left his position as a judge for American Idol. You may be surprised, however, to learn that Steven Tyler is also a gay porn star. If you have any interest in witnessing such […]
Category: Television
I Am In Love With Joey Camasta.
I was going to revive the Secret Sex series to declare my love for Joey Camasta, until I realized that there’s nothing secretive about the sex I want to have with him. I’d shout it off a rooftop: “I want to lick Joey Camasta’s ass! […]
Celebrity Skin: Thomas Lennon
You might not recognize this guy without his mustache. Why, it’s none other Lieutenant Jim Dangle from Reno 911!, otherwise known (in real life) as actor Thomas Lennon! It turns out that Mr. Lennon appeared in a nude scene for the hilarious(ly awkward) comedy series […]
Would You Hit That?: Bryan Cranston
If you’re as plugged into the televisual zeitgeist as this blogger is, you know that Breaking Bad’s final season is afoot. Bryan Cranston plays Walter White, a formerly nebbishy school teacher who is now (spoiler alert?) a ruthless drug kingpin. I’ve only seen a handful […]
“Sex House” Is The Best Reality TV Spoof Ever, Maybe.
Have we all watched the first episode of The Onion‘s genius reality TV spoof Sex House? Though I realize it’s nowhere near as exciting as Allen Silver‘s hairy DILF taint or Broke Straight Boys‘ model Kodi struggling to suck a huge ginger cock, let’s all […]
They Re-Made “Steel Magnolias”
Is it because I’m a homo? Or is it just because I’m a sap? If I’m laying around and Steel Magnolias is on the screen vee, I will watch the whole damn movie. And when Sally Field acts her ass off in that soul-destroying funeral […]
Who Would You Rather?: “The Outs”
Have you watched The Outs yet? It’s the very well done web series by writer/director/actor Adam Goldman about two exes (guys) in NYC, their mutual friend (a girl), and how the guys are dealing with their break-up six months ago. From the opening when someone’s […]
Celebrity Skin: Alex O’Loughlin
Alex O’Loughlin plays a cop on Hawaii Five-O. His partner is played by Scott Caan whom I have worshipped ever since he stole a police car wearing nothing but a cowboy hat in Varsity Blues. This is a pretty defining moment for me, because I […]
Hot Pictures of Cheyenne Jackson Being Hot
Even before his high-profile TV spots on Glee and 30 Rock, it was a well-documented fact that gay dudes pop major boners for Cheyenne Jackson. This phenomenon can be explained with three simple points—a) He’s hot, b) He’s playing for our team, and c) He’s […]
The Locker Room: American Ninja Warrior(s)
Requirement #1 to be an American Ninja Warrior – you must be sexy! Upper body strength helps as well. G4’s American Ninja Warrior is a spin-off of the series Sasuke. It’s a US athletic competition in which sexy guys (there’s girls too, but you don’t […]