Warning – the following post contains spoilers for American Horror Story: Asylum. It says something about the male sex drive that even amidst all of the insane & homophobic nunbitch machinations, lesbians-in-distress, hand-eating creatures stalking the woods, electrical-probe wielding aliens, and Chloe Sevigny’s bad acting, […]
Category: Television
Ron Swanson Naked.
This GIF seemed appropriate, considering the reaction I assume most of you will have when you read the headline “Ron Swanson Naked“. The good (or bad) news is that Nick Offerman, the actor who plays Leslie Knope‘s reluctant confidant on Parks & Recreation, has yet […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Messina’s Penis
We usually don’t do three Celebrity Skin posts in a single week, but exceptions have to be made when full-frontal nudity comes into the equation. Chris Messina—who you may recognize from The Mindy Project, Damages or The Newsroom—bared all in the new film 28 Hotel […]
An Open Love Letter To Luka Jones’ Taint
Dear Luka Jones‘ taint, Your may not know it yet, but you want to be licked by me. You were spectacular on NBC’s Best Friends Forever, until NBC decided to cancel that show in favor of such gems like Guys With Kids. Who knows? Maybe […]
Hunting Season: THE TALK
You know what sucks? Having “the talk”. You know which “talk” I’m referring to! The one where you have to sort out details of a relationship—whether you’re exclusive, whether there are any ground rules, whether you’re calling one another “boyfriends”, and the list goes on […]
Scott Speedman And Daniel Lissing Of “Last Resort”
Anyone seen this Last Resort show yet? It’s on ABC here in the States, and it’s about the crew of a nuclear sub being framed for an act of war and having to take refuge on a remote island. Chaos, chest-thumping, and heroics ensue. It’s […]
Price Is Right’s New Male Model = Manhunt Model?
Considering they’re attractive models and all, the men who have posed for Manhunt have been known to show up in other places. Nick Sterling, one of our most popular front page models, went on to become one of Randy Blue‘s most popular performers. Sexy ex-Mormon Michael […]
He’s Gay: “Good Morning America” Weatherman Sam Champion
[Ed. note – We just thought he looked hot in those jeans.] I’m predicting that, by this time next year, every guy on your television will have off-handedly mentioned they like cock. Seriously, everyone on TV is gay. Don’t believe that they’re not unless you […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Tom Ford Is A Daddy (No, The Other Kind)
[Insert “Tom Ford is fucking the damn Crypt Keeper?” joke here] ITEM – Before I get to the actual news about GORGEOUS fashion designer/film director Tom Ford, can I just say I’m annoyed by this hypocritical bitch? While I find Tom to be crazy hot, […]
Quickie: Daniel Garofali
Finding new pics of Daniel Garofali is like watching the season premiere of your favorite TV show. You’re automatically excited about it, it’s familiar but new, and there’s usually a sex crime going on that Mariska Hargitay has to solve. That last part isn’t true, […]