ITEM – Have you ever heard the one about how, back in the 70s, singer Rod Stewart reportedly partied with a bunch of sailors and sucked all their cocks. He was said to have then overdosed on cum and had to have his stomach pumped. […]
Category: Sex
Hot Or Not: Gonzo Dick
“Gonzo Dick” is ©Dewitt. It’s when a guy’s hard dick curves onward, upward and then ddddoowwwnn-wward. Like the popular Muppet’s nose. It makes for an impressive-looking cock! It’s a dick that functions as a bridge over troubled waters, and then straight into your mouth or […]
Top or Bottom: Joe Simpson
According to Radar Online, a new story will be coming out* in The National Enquirer about Joe Simpson, the father and manager of former (?) pop stars Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. Long story short? His wife Tina filed from divorce ’cause he’s into dudes (and […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Bangin’ With Joey Cooper
THIS JUST IN! The impish bottom boy who you previously saw on The Cock Buffet as “Joey Love” (see item #2 here) has changed his name to “Joey Cooper“, and now he’s suddenly getting plowed by every dick in the fucking universe. His latest two butthole […]
Who Would You Rather?: Nashville Edition
ABC’s Nashville has everything I could ever ask for from a television series—attractive men, decent music, romantic tension, political drama and Connie Britton angrily storming out of a room in every episode (so far). As if that weren’t enough, it features Hayden Panettiere as a character […]
Halloween Ideas: Go Naked, Dress Up Your Dick
This Halloween, you could be tacky and dress up in a giant penis costume, OR you could go full-on-slut and dress up your penis. Let’s be real! All of us are too old to trick or treat, and there’s a 50/50 chance you’ll wind up […]
What Would You Do?: Ethan at Club Amateur USA
Here is a list of things I would do with 18 year-old Club Amateur USA model Ethan (if he weren’t so cute that he wouldn’t give me the time of day): • Kiss him, strip him slowly. While doing so, grab his hair lightly and pull […]
The Perils Of Shooting Up Your Dick To Stay Hard
Instinct ran an item about a former worker on a gay porn set who pierced his finger with a needle while working, and ended up suing the studio for emotional distress. He’s claiming to have suffered “job-induced anxiety.” Workplace hazard, I guess, but why was […]
Hunting Season: GET IT!
This is a bittersweet moment. The first season of Hunting Season (that’s a really awkward way to start a sentence) has officially come to an end. As much as I love writing these recaps week to week, they make it difficult to find time for […]
Hot Or Not: Gym Sex
This might just be a fantasy for 95%…ok, 75%… of the gay pop at large. But it’s a hot one. You and a bud are working out late night at the gym. You know the owner or whomever is overseeing the place that night. They […]

