Here is a list of things I would do with hairy gay porn newcomer Johnny Parker, if he ever came within five feet of my personal space (because I would obviously pounce on him in that sort of situation). • Tear his shirt off immediately. Bury […]
Category: Sex
Hot Or Not: Clothespins
One of these days, I’ll hit upon a fetish or a kink that I’m actually into. Clothespins. Attached to your skin. Causing a little jolt of pain to be stuck on you for an indeterminate amount of time. And I can testify that I’ve had […]
In Bed With Colby Keller: Cum For The Day After Christmas! (Cum Part 2)
Hope you had a Merry Christmas, everybody! Here’s Colby Keller telling you all about cum flavors! I’d much rather watch this amusing and informative video about semen than some “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” bullshit. We’re returning you post-sex toy series to Colby’s tutorials on jizz. […]
In Bed With Colby Keller: Toys For Sluts, Part 3
Oh, Colby. Can we just have YOU under the tree? Don’t bother with the wrapping paper. Unwrapped and totally naked would be completely awesome. Here’s the third part of Colby Keller’s dos and dont’s on buying sex toys for your loved ones this holiday season. […]
Are You Having Sex At The Gym?
It’s truth-tellin’ time. Have you ever gone to the gym for sex purposes? You’re not there to lift or do cardio. You’re there because you want to get sucked off in the sauna! Every gay guy knows there are certain gyms that are popular for […]
What Would You Do?: Alex Adams
Here is a list of things I would do with scruffy blond dude Alex Adams, if we destroyed those yellow bowling pin boxer shorts in a blazing fire and never spoke of them ever again. • Get his balls in my mouth as quickly as possible. […]
In Bed With Colby Keller: (The REAL) Toys For Sluts, Part 1
I have to publicly apologize to Mr. Keller. Last week we ran Colby Keller’s latest vid and I titled it “Toys For Sluts, Part 1.” Except it wasn’t the REAL part one. It was actually PART TWO of Colby’s “In Bed With Colby Keller” holiday […]
Have You Ever: Used An Ass Tunnel Plug?
The Ass Tunnel Plug is exactly what it sounds like—a butt plug with a hollow center that turns your ass into, well, a tunnel of sorts. You might remember when I brought it up in my “10 Ways To Spice Things Up In The Bedroom” […]
What Would You Do?: Kevin Warhol
Here is a list of things I would do with blond-haired Bel Ami model Kevin Warhol, if he weren’t so beautiful that he could play a body double for Zac Efron in an XXX parody of High School Musical. • Include him, alongside Brayden Forrester and […]
The Amateur Hour: “You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!”
Were you disappointed that our resident sexpert didn’t deliver the second installment of his “C.U.M.” series for last night’s In Bed With Colby Keller video? Well, I can’t do much about that, but I can provide you with a video of a hung German twunk […]

