I think I might have low self-esteem? There’s no other reason to explain why I’m so turned on by the poster/trailer for Les Infidèles. The French film stars Academy Award nominee Jean Dujardin as a gigantic cunt-muffin who’s (presumably) cheating on his wife, girlfriend or […]
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Top Or Bottom: Michael Cera
It’s amazing what being famous can do for a person. If I saw actor Michael Cera anywhere other than on my television or at the local cinema, I’d assume an Amber Alert was on. Whether it’s ironic or he’s trying to butch it up, no. […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Rob Gronkowski
(ignore the female adult film star on the right) Dewitt already gave you his pick, now it’s my turn. Go Pats! We’re in Boston, what do you expect? I just realized that I haven’t even gotten invited to a Madonna Half-Time Show Viewing Superbowl Party […]
Super Bowl XLVI Hotness: Rob Ninkovich
Between Buzzfeed‘s “Hotties Of The SuperBowl” list and Ranker‘s interactive version on the same theme, I’ve spent a lot of the past two days fapping to pics of attractive football players. More accurately, I’ve spent a lot of time fapping to pics of the New […]
10 Things I’m Listening To Instead of Madonna
My refusal to write about “Give Me All Your Luvin’” had less to do with my ambivalence toward Madonna, and more to do with the fact that I only had one joke about it—“The inclusion of Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. feels, uh, superfluous (look it […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: DutchBoy28
DutchBoy28 is our selection for Manhunt Man of the Week. He’s got a GIANT cock. You probably aren’t going to read past that sentence so blah blah blah blah naked guy. That isn’t the only reason why we chose him. He also has morphing hair, […]
Madonna’s “Gimme All Your Luvin'” Video – The Breakdown
Dewitt refused to write this post. He was very sincere when he asked me to do it for him. He’s not feeling Ciccone. I’m fine with it. I like Madonna. I have been programmed since adolescence to give anything she does the benefit of the […]
Kill Me: Ricky Martin on Glee
That sound you hear is (what’s left of) my soul slowly unraveling, as I watch this atrociously annoying video of Ricky Martin on Glee. It’s also the sound of Ricky Martin performing LMFAO‘s “Sexy And I Know It”, a song that needs to die unless […]
Flashback Friday: Guy Madison
This week, my bud Matthew at Naked Pictures of Your Dad kicked off a countdown of the “100 Hottest Men Who Ever Lived”. I had the privilege of voting as an out-of-town panelist, and I recently submitted a guest post about the #90 finisher Guy […]
On The Hunt: Jonas & Gerardo
After a three-year break, the OnTheHunt casting director and our crew headed back to Argentina to film some more hot scenes, with fresh new guys and a few returning favorites! This week’s update gives you a sneak preview of the fresh studs we met on […]