Dear Andrew Garfield, It has recently come to my attention that you are wearing clothes in your new spread for VMAN magazine. Why? Now that you’re potentially becoming a huge star with The Amazing Spider-Man, you need to be aware of all of your fans. […]
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You’ve Disappointed Us, North Carolina.
By now, you’ve probably heard the crappy news about North Carolina. The state voted 60 to 40 yesterday to approve a constitutional amendment which defines marriage between a man and a woman as the only legal union recognized within state borders. While this is surely […]
Passion Pit: “Take A Walk”
The snob in me has to admit that I became a little disenchanted with Passion Pit, after they went from my own little secret to an internationally-recognized “indie” band who makes remixes for Lady Gaga and has their songs played on Gossip Girl. That isn’t […]
Hot or Not: Speedos
Confession time! Although I’d be wildly uncomfortable wearing one myself, the sight of another guy in a speedo makes me ridiculously horny. There are very few exceptions to this rule. In fact, given the way my dick is wired, an otherwise unattractive person might become […]
Quickie: Ryan Tongia
Ryan Tongia is an Australian rugby player who dabbles in fitness modeling. There’s a small chance that I should have passed him on to J. Harvey for our Locker Room series, but I couldn’t wait until Thursday to share him with you. In other words? […]
Attention, Voters In North Carolina!
True, the ones that you WANT to reach are no way in hell going to see this post. But maybe if you pass it on? This is the story of Shane and Tom, and why #EqualLoveEqualRights (use that hashtag if you share this on Twitter) […]
John Travolta’s Closet Case Game Might Have Been Called On Account Of Sexual Assault
John Travolta is being sued by a Los Angeles-area masseur for sexual assault to the tune of 2 million. That’s going to cast a pall over the Scientology Summer “Kick Off Your Thetans” BBQ. Queerty reports that plaintiff “John Doe” is alleging Johnny Trav hired […]
R.I.P. Maurice Sendak
This just goes to show you that a shitty day can become even shittier. Before, I didn’t even have a reason to be upset, but now it’s come to my attention that Maurice Sendak passed away today at 83 years-old. The openly gay (and openly […]
Hot Guy Dressed As Tiger (Nearly) Fellates His Tail
As the title suggests, here is a picture of a hot guy dressed as a tiger who’s nearly fellating his own tail. Why the fuck am I posting this? Because I can. Also, because I love photographer Elvis Di Fazio! Also, because I’m trying to […]
Michael Ian Black: “Let’s Not Fuck, Shall We?”
Comedian Michael Ian Black, who’s perhaps most famous for fucking Bradley Cooper in a shed, wrote an interesting article for VICE from the (straight) male perspective. Essentially, he’s not as obsessed with sex as our culture tells him he should be, and this realization has […]

