Unacceptable! Preposterous! Inconceivable! I’ve gone through the list of stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and there isn’t a spot exclusively reserved for Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s ass cheeks. They were so omnipresent in 1990s cinema that they deserve more than a star! They deserve […]
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Naturism: Have You Ever Just Hung Out Naked With Other Guys?
I will not reveal why I know this. Once you’ve been hanging out with everything flying free for awhile, and with others who are also wearing not a stitch of new clothing, well – you kinda stop thinking about it. We’re conditioned from birth to […]
Ben Maisani “Cheating” On Anderson Cooper?
Yawn! Another day, another celebrity “cheating” scandal that I’m incapable of giving any fucks about. Ben Maisani, the alleged fiancé of news anchor Anderson Cooper, was photographed kissing another man in a New York City park. Never mind the fact that they could have an […]
The Olympics May Be Gone, But Pics Of Tom Daley’s Bare Buttcheeks Are Forever
Awww, puppy! They came and went so quickly! And I’m not talking about the threesome I had last night. The 2012 London Games are officially history. The closing ceremonies were held last night and featured fantastic spectacle (the Spice Girls, shut up and zigga zig […]
Mumford & Sons: “I Will Wait”
Marcus Mumford is a total babe, right? I’ve been known to throw his last album Sigh No More on my record player, lie down naked on the floor and pretend he’s singing to my taint. Okay, so maybe I’ve never actually done that in real life, […]
Who Knew There Were So Many Hot Guys On Chatroulette?
This post isn’t about Internet provocateur Steve Kardynal’s hilarious and heartwarming lip dub of THE SONG THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED. That was just the catalyst. This post is about all the cute guys that homegirl popped her mussy for while doing it! Seriously, who […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: At Chick-fil-A
Thank you, straight allies! Straight guy Skyler Stone and his friend Mike Smith joined a crowd of gays staging a kiss-in protest at the local Legion of Doom outpost (i.e. the Chick-fil-A stand in Hollywood) and went after it at the walk-up window. It got […]
What Would You Do?: Asher
Here is a list of things I would do with Fratmen model Asher (if his eyes weren’t so pretty that he’d kill me with a single glare in my direction): • Strip him down, deepthroat his dick and play with those beautiful balls. • Shove […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Jake Gyllenhaal Grew A Beard
ITEM – Her name is Mona. She was grown in a lab here in Cambridge at MIT. Mona is petite, blonde, and will look the other way when he has an extra-long workout with his “trainer.” Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal and his new facial fuzz. I […]
Flashback Friday: The Destroying Angel (1976)
Before mainstream studios were releasing “controversial” porn about priests doing the nasty, director Peter de Rome tackled the topic in the 1976 film The Destroying Angel. The script, based on a story by Edgar Allan Poe, focuses on a young man torn between the seminary […]