There was an awesome response on last week’s post about Hard Brit Lads model Guy Rogers. Sadly, I haven’t (yet) convinced him to fly to America, have sex with me and film it for our Amateur Hour series… But I did compile a round of […]
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“Skyfall: Adele’s James Bond Song
I like it. It’s got that swooping but sexy orchestral feel to it, which is the hallmark of every good James Bond theme song. Except for this one, which I still think is phenomenal, so shut it. A snippet of Adele’s “Skyfall” has popped up […]
Celebrity Skin: Milo Ventimiglia’s Butt
You might remember Milo Ventimiglia as “Peter Petrelli“, the superhuman sponge from NBC’s Heroes. You might not, however, remember what Milo Ventimiglia’s butt looks like. He showed it off in the filmĀ That’s My Boy, anĀ Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg comedy that no living being should […]
“General Hospital” Strip Scene: Soap Operas Still Reppin’ Body For Housewives And Gays With An Internet Connection
J. Harvey has a confession to make. He watches soaps. Well, I don’t actually WATCH them. But I do keep up with them – reading a weekly synopsis here and there, setting the DVR for any pivotal episodes, writing the occasional fan e-mail to Genie […]
Holy Shit, She’s Liz Taylor About As Much As I’m Race Cooper
For the record, I am a pudgy Irishman. And this is gorgeous porn bod Race Cooper. This is a rolling wreck of a plummeting meteor hurtling toward your TV. Lifetime has released the trailer for Liz & Dick, the Elizabeth Taylor bio featuring this hot […]
Christina Aguilera: “Your Body”
“All I wanna do is FUCK your body!” Christina Aguilera belts out on the uncensored version of her new single “Your Body”. However, if the song’s music video is any indication, all she really wants to do is fuck our minds. Forget the rest of […]
First Look: Michael Douglas And Matt Damon As Liberace And Scott Thorson
Turns out Matt Damon’s got legs. Here’s one of the first looks from the set of Behind The Candelabra. It’s the Liberace biopic HBO is putting on, starring Michael Douglas as the glittery pianist and Damon as his “live-in” chauffeur/undercover boyfriend Scott Thorsen. Liberace was […]
What Would You Do?: Noah
Here is a list of things I would do with hairy-chested, tattooed straight boy Noah (if I weren’t too busy posting a zillion of his pics for your masturbatory pleasure): ⢠Ease him into this! Remember, he’s “straight”. ⢠Run my hands along his fuzzy […]
Is This The End Of “Straight Guys Are Gay?”
I think I might have found the Holy Grail of straight-guys-doing-homoerotic-things-with-each-other videos. We might have to close up this particular “Straight Guys Are Gay” shop. *passes you a Kleenex to dry your tears* YouTube user DivaliciousChristina posted this panopoly of dudes getting intimate with each […]
Caption This: Cock In The Face
There’s a cock under that cock. To clarify, we mean there’s a penis under that rooster. The image for today’s round ofĀ Caption This was a bit too explicit for the front page of Manhunt Daily, so we had to call on our powers of strategic […]

