It’s about time someone realized that benefits of a real-life Human Centipede. Seattle’s Ben DeLaCreme has given birth out of her fake vagina to this spoof of Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” and it’s just in time for Halloween. In the clip, she stalks a cute hipster […]
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Flashback Friday: Michael Burns (ca. 1986)
There’s something about this picture! I could just imagine walking into my (non-existent) garage to find Michael Burns working his wood, his bare ass framed in a yellow jockstrap. Upon seeing this, I’d walk over to him, push his back down, get on my knees […]
Secret: “Poison”
Girls Aloud who? I have to pass on the gay club stomp and awkward white-girl-rapping of the UK girl group’s new track “Something New”. Instead, I’ll be spinning this imported treat from K-pop quartet Secret called “Poison”, a song so reminiscent of producer Rich Harrison‘s work […]
Hot Or Not: Gonzo Dick
“Gonzo Dick” is ©Dewitt. It’s when a guy’s hard dick curves onward, upward and then ddddoowwwnn-wward. Like the popular Muppet’s nose. It makes for an impressive-looking cock! It’s a dick that functions as a bridge over troubled waters, and then straight into your mouth or […]
Underwear Drawer: CIN2’s New Video
Fall meets spring! Underwear line C-IN2’s latest video features the theme of “leaves changing, bodies blooming.” That’s nice and all – but nevermind the leaves. Just give us the bodies! Check out the C-IN2 models standing (or lying) around Tuscany, enjoying the countryside in their […]
“Is Average The New HOT???”
Back in May, the winner of 2011’s “Get Inside Me Now” award, Spencer Reed, tweeted some dumb shit that infuriated me and tarnished my opinion of him forever. He wrote: “what is with all these random ass furry twink porn newbies… none of them are […]
Bats For Lashes: “All Your Gold”
I don’t know, you guys! I think muscle bottom whore Benny G did a better job at pulling off the whole “flower in the hair” look! Although, as far as we know, Natasha Khan of Bat for Lashes has him beat in the music department (unless […]
Manhunt Now: The Hottest Men Of The Week
British Manhunt member musclefitjock is probably making you ask the question “why is he on Manhunt?”. And maybe “doesn’t hot cock just fall in his lap?”. Sometimes when we post pics of an extraordinarily good-looking Manhunt member, everyone’s all “yeah right!” and “fake profile!” Not […]
Top or Bottom: Joe Simpson
According to Radar Online, a new story will be coming out* in The National Enquirer about Joe Simpson, the father and manager of former (?) pop stars Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. Long story short? His wife Tina filed from divorce ’cause he’s into dudes (and […]
Billy Eichner *Hearts* Madonna
Billy Eichner makes everyone happy. Or maybe just me. He’s a tall hysterical man who gets in people’s personal space with inane questions, and then screams at them and runs off when he doesn’t like the answers. It doesn’t read that amusing on your monitor, […]