I didn’t give em’ that title, they did. For some reason, these two morons glued their bare asses together. Straight guys are RIDICULOUS. There’s a lot of better things to do when you’re bored. Go to a movie, go to the gym, whack off, get […]
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Gay Ass Gossip: Josh Hutcherson In Bromance On Set Of “Catching Fire”
Adorable squareface Josh Hutcherson is in a hot and heavy bromance on the set of the Hunger Games sequel “Catching Fire”. This is according to Katniss herself, Jennifer Lawrence. The very gay-friendly Josh is said to be completely infatuated with his co-star Sam Claflin. WE […]
Cher And Cher Alike: “Woman’s World”
You’re not actually a woman (although some of you may think you’ve got a bit more of the lady in than some of your fellow man), but you’re still allowed to co-opt this as your new power anthem. Cher’s got a new single called “Woman’s […]
The Sex Toys You Need At Half The Price!
Who wants to deal with the crowds for Black Friday? This year, we implore you to stay at home, strip naked and treat yourself to a “Do Me Douglas Masturbator“… Or perhaps you’d prefer a “Girthy George Dual Density Dildo“? We’ve got you covered either […]
Underwear Drawer: Victor Pecoraro for Mash
Witness South American actor Victor Pecoraro modeling Mash underwear. Here’s a special treat for you bi guys out there. There’s a hot little minx accompanying him, complete with side boob. We try to look out for you AC/DC fellas, and inspire your fantasies of threesomes […]
Everything Butt: Kaloyan Kalev
You might remember Kaloyan Kalev from earlier this month, when we shared a few preview pics from his shoot with Dylan Rosser. Rumor has it that he’s incredibly hung! As soon as we heard these rumors, we made it a point to investigate this matter on Rosser’s […]
Hot or Not: Defying Gravity
Hey bottoms! How would you feel if a guy lifted you off the ground and fucked you midair? In the past, there have been one or two occasions when a guy’s done this to me, and I’ve got to say, trust is a very important […]
Val Chmerkovskiy: Dancing With The Bulge
Mr. and Mrs. Chmerkovskiy must be all sorts of fug. Because their sons are dancing hotness. Val Chmerkovskiy is the brother of Maxim, a talented dancer in his own right, and currently wowing everyone with his bod on Dancing With The Stars: All-Stars Edition or […]
SECOND CHANCE: Win A Bottle of SPUNK Lube!
Bear with me, gentlemen! The holidays are going to make Reader Appreciation Month a little wonky, so winners for today’s SPUNK Lube giveaway won’t be notified until Friday morning/afternoon. Now, I know what some of you are thinking right now: “Didn’t you just do a […]
Is Ryan Gosling Still Hot Even After Being Beaten In The Face?
Answer: no. But he gave it a damn good try. That’s the teaser poster for Ryan Gosling’s upcoming Only God Forgives. Sounds menacing, and then you pair it with the above image. He’s re-teamed with his Drive director Nicolas Winding Refn for a flick about […]