You know him as Jeff Bingham from Rules of Engagement, David Puddy from Seinfeld or the voice of Joe Swanson on Family Guy… But do you know what his penis looks like? Beefy, hirsute actor Patrick Warburton bared all in the 2005 film The Civilization of […]
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Coming Distractions: Mark Wahlberg In “Pain & Gain”
Promise? Mark Wahlberg is a fucking hot quandry on two legs for me. He comes off as just an immense dick, but he’s so HAWT. Ugh, it’s the Tim Tebow conundrum. Your penis is a betrayer! Marky Mark and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson are two […]
Merry Christmas, The Santa Speedo Run Happened Again This Year
Fuuuucccckkkk. Look at that piece. Damn. All muscled yet lean. Good face. Got a bulge. And this happened in my town! The Santa Speedo Run for charity has become a Boston event. A bunch of Bostonian boys (and there’s some girls but we like looking […]
Emeli Sandé: “Clown”
Emeli Sandé‘s debut album Our Version of Events went triple platinum overseas, boasting two top ten UK singles “Heaven” and “Next To Me“. It baffles me to this day that she hasn’t crossed over stateside a la Ellie Goulding or Adele, but on the other […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: sportyjocknerd
He’s full of cute! And he has a big, throbby vein on his cock that’s going to make the buttholes on all you bottoms engorge on sight! This is sportyjocknerd. He’s a California boy – smart and athletic. Basically, he’s the total package. Note that […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Wrestling For Fun
Here’s the straight (so to speak) truth. I have next to no idea if these two guys underwear wrestling are straight. They could be gayer than Travolta for all I know. I just though that this was a sorta hot (albeit weird) YouTube vid. And […]
What Would You Do?: Kevin Warhol
Here is a list of things I would do with blond-haired Bel Ami model Kevin Warhol, if he weren’t so beautiful that he could play a body double for Zac Efron in an XXX parody of High School Musical. • Include him, alongside Brayden Forrester and […]
You Like Us! You Really Like Us! (Well, Maybe)
Oh hey! I guess we did something right in 2012! Without even trying, we developed a reputation as the number one source for Andrew Christian videos. They recently announced the nominees for their OMFG AWARDS, and we’re currently in the lead for the “Best Blog […]
Burning Issue: Should You Be Able To Be Kinky Wherever And Whenever?
A co-worker sent this fetish-related item to me. A dude in Canada who is heavy into rubber was stopped by the cops and interrogated because he was strolling around the neighborhood in his gimp suit on Nov 22. Which came complete with gas mask. Steve […]
Flashback Friday: History’s Hottest TV Actors
Tired of superficial lists about the best naked celebrities, hairy guys and underwear of 2012? Well, how about a superficial and painstakingly assembled list featuring History’s Hottest TV Actors of ALL TIME? Matthew Rettenmund of Boy Culture went through all the motions, looked at all the pictures […]

