Zach Quinto And Billy Eichner: Every Celebrity Should Have To Do This

My admiration for Zachary Quinto grows daily. He’s a good actor, openly gay, and he seems like a down-to-earth guy in every interview I’ve seen with him. Zach consented to accompanying flailingly gay comedian Billy Eichner on one of his panicked man-on-the-street question barrages in […]

The Locker Room: “Baltimore Ravens That J. Harvey Wants To Get With” Superbowl Edition

  Well hullo MVP Joe Flacco! You just won the Superbowl! And what will you be doing to celebrate your victory? Going to Disneyworld? Screw that! You and the rest of your sexy-ass teammates should go directly to my bedroom. I will absolutely be your […]

Beyoncé Was Great At The Super Bowl & You Can Eat A Hot Cup of Smegma If You Think Otherwise

“Beyoncé Silences Doubters With Intensity at Halftime” may sound like a tweet from a devoted follower of The Church of Destiny’s Child, but it’s an actual headline on The New York Times website right now. Look, you can throw your shade all you want: “Madonna […]