Penis pumps! They can cost anywhere from $15 to $500 depending on the model you buy, and their effects vary based on the quality of the product. If you were curious, I couldn’t personally make any recommendations based my own experiences, but there are a […]
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Caption This: Bones
Have you ever made out with a skeleton? Issac Jones has! The French gay porn star was recently spotted on the set of Butch Dixon canoodling with a boney fellow, when he should have been fucking his fuzzy costar Aaron Steel. Does this mean Issac Jones […]
What Would You Do?: Levi Michaels
Here is a list of things I would do with fresh-faced blond boy and dildo enthusiast Levi Michaels, if he’s prepared to trade in his toys for a rough and powerful fuck from a man who knows what he’s doing: • Go to Randy Blue […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Tangle, Embrace, Hug
There is really only one moment in this grainy, drunken video that made it suitable for this week’s “Straight Men Are Gay”. Around 0:14, the cute ginge guy grabs the twinkie guy and roughly YANKS their pelvises together. It’s fucking hot. Straight guys should sell […]
The “Where The Bears Are” Season Two Trailer Is Here & I Am Not Fellating Any Bears In It
I am confused! The second season of Where The Bears Are—a web-series that describes itself as “Golden Girls meets Murder She Wrote with big, gay, hairy men”—will soon be upon us on June 10th, and I am not featured in the trailer performing blowjobs or […]
Rupaul and Lady Bunny Want To Suck On Miles David Moody’s “Lollipop”
Miles Davis Moody is the go-to sexy when it comes to hiring highly fuckable male models for your video. He was the bottom in Willam, Detox and Vicky Vox‘s “Boy Is A Bottom” and starred in “Gay Pimp” Jonny McGovern’s “Dickmatized” opus. RuPaul knows talent, so […]
This Bitch: The Elitist Plastic Surgery Disaster That Runs Abercrombie & Fitch
YEESH at the pic. Trust me when I type that this is a case of the outside reflecting the inside. That’s Michael Jeffries, 69. He’s the CEO of clothing brand Abercrombie & Fitch. He’s a horrible, horrible douchey person. You know how with some brands […]
Josh Long & Jimmy Fanz Are 2013’s Most Aesthetically-Pleasing Scene Partners.
Hairy gay porn pups Josh Long and Jimmy Fanz may not have turned out the best gay porn scene of the year, but one could argue that they’re the most perfectly-matched costars in recent history. Even though anyone on the other side of that argument […]
An Open Letter To Kyle Bornheimer
Dear Kyle Bornheimer, We need to sit down and have a talk. You are an adorable man who makes me excited in the pants-zone, and I would very much like to stick my penis in your mouth and wiggle it around a little bit. You […]
Flashback Friday: Hardhat (1977)
If the creamy cum shots alone aren’t enough to pique your interest in the 1977 gay porn film Hardhat, then perhaps you’ll be sold on the mustachioed men, blond twinks or such choice dialogue as, “Well, well! Meet my husband, the cocksucker.” This isn’t your […]











