I emailed Dewitt the other day about the cumOmatic, this product that doesn’t exist yet that claims to be the next evolution of sex toys, and his response was that it “seems very ominous”. The idea is that you stick their product in your butt […]
“Come a little closer, I wanna fuck your nose” was all I could think to myself while scrolling through the following pictures of Ryan Barrett. I don’t know what it is about a guy with a big schnoz, but they never fail to make me […]
I’ve been having some problems lately with finding music. Not with finding new music to listen to, but with finding where the music I have is. And I blame technology. I’ve got something playing pretty much any time I’m awake. At the office, I’ve got […]
Happy almost Canadian Thanksgiving, everyone! For this week’s Man of the Week, it seemed like it might be a good idea to return to that great northern land, so we went with Lukas14. Mostly because we can’t stop looking at him, and because he was […]
Is it even supposed to be hot? I’m still not certain what director Lars Von Trier‘s going for with Nymphomaniac beyond “Sex! Controversy! Scandalous nudity!” Nobody really seems to know if the film will be any good, yet maybe they don’t care as long as […]
Word on the street is that Leonardo DiCaprio has a very racy scene in the upcoming Martin Scorsese flick The Wolf of Wall Street. It’s not clear whether reports that he “bares all” mean he’s going full-on Fassbender for us, but we can all keep […]
Oh, look, it’s the average man. You know, assuming the average man is American. He’s between 5’9” and 5’10”, somewhere in his thirties, and weighs 200 pounds. His waist is 39”. I don’t know what his dick size is, that’s a whole different discussion. The […]
Even though I don’t work a nine to five job, I always get excited on the Friday afternoons before holiday weekends. This weekend, I’m EXTRA excited because I’m heading to New York for Hustlaball, so I decided to spend my afternoon compiling a playlist of […]
Perhaps I’m saying too much, but Daddy Mayonnaise and I were having a conversation recently about the incredibly explicit pictures people tend to use on Manhunt. I’m paraphrasing, of course, but he said something to me like, “I don’t want to see any buttholes. I […]
Today is National Coming Out Day. Most of you are already aware that I’m a very, very gay man, and seeing as I have nothing new to say on that topic, I’ve been thinking a lot about what this day means to me on a […]
