Madonna is so wacky! M.I.A. is looking at this picture somewhere, thinking to herself, “Are you really doing that?” Meanwhile, we’re sitting here thinking it’d be an awesome addition to our Caption This series. Don’t worry! Next week we’ll do something a little less disturbing… […]
Category: Music
Manila Luzon: “Hot Couture”
I promise I’ll stop posting ridiculous shit soon enough and get to this week’s edition of Flashback Friday. For now, I’m going to gush over how great former RuPaul’s Drag Race contestant Manila Luzon looks in the music video for “Hot Couture”. Some of these […]
“Are You Really Doing That?”
Watch this teaser for Madonna‘s upcoming album M.D.N.A., if not only for the last nine seconds. The snippet of the fully-mastered version of “Gimme All Your Luvin’” isn’t worth it. This clip is all about M.I.A. staring down the so-called Queen of Pop and being […]
Kylie Minogue: “Finer Feelings” (Abbey Road Recording)
I guess we should care about this Kylie Minogue video? Admittely, she’s one of my favorite modern gay icons, if not only because her fans aren’t as annoying as those of Madonna, Britney Spears, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj*… Well, shall I go on? […]
Lianne La Havas: “Forget”
My favorite part about killing the Weekly Top Ten countdown* is that I can write about music I enjoy without you all being like, “Bah, why haven’t you covered the David Guetta, Jessie J, Chris Brown, blah blah blah, shit song?” Look, it’s not like […]
Jedward: Supposedly Straight Twins, But Kinda Incesty
Well, at least there won’t be any children born with difficulties stemming from their forbidden…whatever is going on with these two. Jedward were a big deal on X Factor in the UK, more so for their queer glam twin troll doll looks and tween appeal […]
GloZell Is Your New Favorite Person
Did you hate Nicki Minaj‘s video for “Stupid Hoe”? Do you have no tolerance for a rapper holding out the same damn syllable, as a strobe light causes you to have a seizure? <– These are basically the same question. If you responded “yes” to […]
Woodpigeon: “For Paolo”
Here is some music by a legitimately good, openly gay artist! And I’m not just saying that because he’s a hot Canadian indie dude with a beard! It’s actually intelligent, well-written and not reeking of pop-chart desperation. Take note, Adam Lambert. This is how you […]
Adam Lambert Needs A New Graphic Designer
I’m all for supporting openly gay artists, but you’re making it difficult for me right now, Adam Lambert. Is this seriously the album cover for your upcoming project Trespassing? Like, for real? This wasn’t designed in some 13 year-old fan’s basement with MS Paint and […]
Would You Hit That?: American Idol’s “Wolf” Hamlin
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck yes. Yep. Absolutely. Will do. Si. American Idol started up again. The ratings are low (I blame J.Lo. I also blame J. Lo for not being able to geographically target my Tweets, the Dow Jones, and that irritating […]