Tecla is definitively not the next Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj or Rihanna. If pop stars were juice boxes, her flavor would more accurately be described as “Tropical Kelis Fruit Punch”. There’s a remarkable vocal similarity between Tecla and the eccentric, genre-defying singer, but we’d say she […]
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Beach House: “Wishes”
Prepare yourself for a giant dose of “WTF” genius. Eric Wareheim of Tim and Eric fame collaborated with dream-pop duo Beach House for their latest music video, starring Ray Wise of Twin Peaks fame. This isn’t entirely out of left field—considering Wise has appeared on Wareheim’s show in the […]
Cody Belew: “Purple Rain” (Prince Cover)
“Is Cody Belew gay?” brings up a ton of results on Google, but I’m not really concerned with the answer to that question. He was one of few good things to emerge from the third season of The Voice, and it doesn’t matter to me if […]
CHVRCHES: “Recover”
Apparently all of the best music is hiding in Scotland? Yesterday, we brought you the fine indie-rock stylings of Selkirk’s Frightened Rabbit. Today, however, we’re going in a slightly different direction with CHVRCHES. The Glasgow-based trio draws inspiration from Prince, Robyn, Depeche Mode, Kate Bush, Lil Wayne and […]
Lady Gaga Needs To Come Get Her Fans
[Ed. note – This is not a pic of the “Little Monsters” responsible. I just liked her facial hair.] Lady Gaga had to cut her tour short due to needing a new hip (fame ages you) so her “Little Monsters” had some time on their […]
Frightened Rabbit: “Backyard Skulls”
Scottish indie fivesome Frightened Rabbit released their fifth full-length album Pedestrian Verse last month, and so far, it’s taken a place as one of my favorite releases of the year (right next to Tegan & Sara‘s Heartthrob, Ra Ra Riot‘s Beta Love and Woodpigeon‘s Thumbtacks […]
In Dreams: “Crazy Enough”
Canadian duo In Dreams could have a hit on their hands with “Crazy Enough”, if anyone ever bothered to listen. The addictive, high-energy pop tune’s been around for nine months now, and I’ve yet to hear it playing on the radio, getting mixed into DJ […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Justin Bieber Is One Underwear Yank Down From Twink Porn
ITEM – The Biebs is looking Helix Studios twink porn-ready! It’s his 19th birthday today, and Justin Bieber celebrated by showing off that fuck train-ready body to the paps in London. Frankly, I’ve always felt the saggy pants thing to be a little silly. Unless […]
Matt & Kim: “It’s Alright”
Life is hard! As much as I wish I could reach through each of your screens and personally give you a shoulder rub, the best I can do is heal your woes with the power of pop music and naked dudes. The week has brought […]
Laura Welsh: “Unravel”
Laura Welsh‘s “Unravel” is a must-listen for fans of Jessie Ware. The minimal, emotionally-heavy track was produced by Dev Hynes (otherwise known as the brilliant nu-R&B mastermind behind Sky Ferreira‘s “Everything Is Embarrassing” and Solange Knowles‘ “Losing You“). It’s also quite, quite good! So much so that […]











