OMG, Lindsay Lohan has a new song out? Fuck that. We'd rather be listening to the Court Yard Hounds, a country duo composed of Dixie Chicks members Martie Maguire and Emily Robison. The sisters' self-titled debut will be released on May 4th, and they've been […]
Category: Music
Aural Only: Kelis
If you missed Kelis' "Acapella" the
Weekly Top Ten: The Gaga Retirement Plan?
With the exceptions of Lady Gaga's contributions, few songs have managed to stay on our Weekly Top Ten long enough to even consider the concept of "retirement". We've been particularly insistent about not ousting selections once they reach their expiration date, but our latest feature say […]
Aural Only: Penguin Prison
Penguin Prison is most likely among the worst names for musical artists ever. I mean, who wants to think about penguins getting sent to prison? They are too cute for that shit. And their lives are already hard enough with all the predatory seals trying to […]
Vote For The Weekly Top Ten Wild Card
Four songs await your ears, as they compete for the chance to be trampled by Lady Gaga in this Saturday's edition of the The Ten). Who will charm you with their musical ways, and win the final spot on the charts? This week's Wild Card […]
On The Download: Tiga, B.o.B. & More!
Don't call me Santa Claus or anything, but I've got some gifts to share with you. No, it's not the blowjob video I made with a ridiculously hung hottie. You'll have to get to know me better before I send that to you! For now, […]
The Best Parody Of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone”
Every time that Lady Gaga makes a music video, an angel gets his wings. Okay, so maybe that's blatantly untrue. It's much more likely that a devil grows his horns or a married bisexual man loses his anal virginity. And it's a definite possibility that […]
Aural Only: Peaches
So what if Peaches music video for "Billionaire" doesn't make me want to ride someone's dick until it falls off? It makes up for its lack of standard sex appeal with a zany Wizard of Oz theme that'll set you right on a
Album Review: Head First by Goldfrapp
Within the first listen or two, Goldfrapp's Head First may sound like your standard '80s inspired electro-pop album. When you consider the number of times musicians have channeled the eighties in recent years, this might leave an impression that they're "behind rather than ahead of the curve". However, […]
Aural Only: Robin Thicke
I don't mean to be so explicit in the early morning hours, but Robin Thicke's new music video for "Rollacoasta" makes me want to spread my ass cheeks as wide as possible and have my hole slammed until I collapse. Want to get me in […]