Awesome! Hilarious! You have to have one! Okay, so maybe you don't need to have one, but I still think the Dick Towel is pretty fucking funny. Even though I would never purchase a novelty item like this, I'm loving the consciously bad acting in […]
Category: Just For Fun
The Collab We’ve All Been Waiting For
You probably know I'm a pretty big Lady Gaga fan. I mean, she's just fabulous in all kinds of ways. What you may not know is that Christopher Walken is one of my favorite actors. You put these two together and you got a hilarious […]
A Happy Dance Will Obviously Make Things Better
Why should you care about these adorable and animated dancing ferrets? I could lie and say that we're posting this because they vaguely look like penises, but let's just cut to the chase–these critters are just too fucking cute to handle. And not in the […]
Caption This: Veruca Salt
What's got Veruca Salt so upset in this week's caption-worthy image? Well, let's just say that we had to crop this picture for a reason. The Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory brat is being confronted by a sight more frightening than that creepy boat […]
Random Question: Best (Or Hottest) Halloween Costume?
Halloween may be over, but that doesn't mean we have to stop talking about it! While we were out and about this weekend, we encountered a slew of expected characters–Michael Jacksons, Jokers, Lady Gagas and sexy fill-in-the-blanks. Among them, there were a few clever folks […]
Must Watch: Jimmy Kimmel Disses Melissa Joan Hart
Melissa Joan Hart is known for her role as Clarissa in the Nickelodeon series Clarissa Explains it All and from the TV Show Sabrina the Teenage Witch. During an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, he uses a joke about witchcraft to which Melissa responds sarcastically, "That's […]
Bryan Safi Is Now Straight
Ok, so that title is totally not true but cutie Bryan Safi is being his usual hillarious self as he explores the world of ex-gays on his That's Gay series. Dewitt is usually the one who his love for Bryan, but I may be joining […]
Have An Encounter With Count Cockula
Can somebody please stop all of this vampire madness? It was fine when it was all just on a movie screen or my television, but I'm not okay with these creatures of the night invading my sex toys! The latest Fleshjack product is called Count […]
Caption This: Darth Vader
This week's caption-worthy image stars none other than Darth Vader. In celebration of the Halloween season, he's disguised his lightsaber as a penis. On top of that, he's wearing an alternative helmet, which matches his weapon's costume. But what's he saying? What's the story behind all […]
Disguise Your Effeminate Son!
Considering that a few of you took The Onion's