Pacific Rim is the best kind of summer blockbuster. Giant robots and giant monsters kick the shit out of each other. All the peoples of the world band together to fight a common enemy. And men! Marine-like men with SSSOOOOO much sexual tension between them. […]
Category: Film
New “Hunger Games: Catching Fire” Trailer: Not Enough Sam Claflin
The new trailer for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire has dropped. It’s got a lot of Jennifer Lawrence being determined, and Liam Hemsworth being shirtless and whipped (not as sexy as you might thing), and wow, the costumes on Elizabeth Banks and Stanley Tucci. But […]
San Diego Comic-Con 2013: Hot Guys In Costumes
You comic fans might not realize that the two gentlemen above are being subversive by portraying male versions of female superheros. That’s Scarlet Witch and Emma Frost – as men! San Diego Comic-Con 2013 is on. Hollywood uses it as THE place to promote upcoming […]
Celebrity Skin: Marlon Wayans’ Butt
Marlon Wayans has a small (but very charming) role in the new Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy cop flick The Heat. Logically, this inspired me to dig up some old stills of his butt in the 1998 film Senseless. While these might be fifteen years […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Henry Cavill Getting His “Big Bang” On
ITEM – Actress Kaley Cuoco is a smart bitch. She knows how to get her name in the blogs AND get a hot piece of ass at the same time. The Big Bang Theory actress is supposedly on top of Man of Steel star Henry Cavill. See […]
Gone Way Too Soon: James Gandolfini
James Gandolfini died of a heart attack yesterday at 51. He was vacationing in Italy with his wife and infant daughter. So sad. As someone who’s way into beefy guys and bears, he was hotsy to me. It also helped that he was a tremendous […]
Superman’s Workout Routine
Man of Steel had the most successful June opening in motion picture history. So Henry Cavill’s spandex must be snug with the success boner he’s sporting this week. He better take a picture of that! And how did the Brit get so crazy in shape […]
SPOILER ALERT: “This Is The End” Is Extremely, Unbelievably Homoerotic
Holy scrotum! I’m still sort of reeling from the e-mail I just received about the new apocalyptic flick This Is The End. It’s not considerably surprising to hear that the film is super, super gay—James Franco is involved after all—but I didn’t think they’d take […]
George Clooney HAS To Be Joking About Getting His Balls Ironed, Right?
He’s known for practical jokes, so this has got to be one. In an interview with Italy’s MAX magazine, George Clooney was talking about plastic surgery and claimed to have had his balls ironed. Ow? (via Queerty) “I’ve never fixed my eyes, but I spent […]
It’s Our Annual Celebrity “Who’s The Top?” Poll!
It’s not really annual. I think I hosted this once before. Hosted? I meant to type posted. Well, no, “hosted” is cool. These are celebrities. This is a show. I’m wearing a tux! Here’s 10 pairs of celebrity dudes. We want you to pick which […]











