As the only gay man in the universe who finds Robert Pattinson attractive, even I’m willing to admit that today’s edition of Celebrity Skin isn’t much to write home about. Nevertheless, the Twilight star showed a significant amount of skin in a sex scene from Bel […]
Category: Film
Would You Hit That?: Harrison Ford Is Bald
Indiana Jones got shiny. Here’s Harrison Ford with his dome showin’. He’s shaved it for a film role. That’s the official story, anyway. Harrison was sexy as hell back in the day, and he’s retained some of that charisma. Just not sure this is the […]
We’d Like To Thank Tony Scott For Giving Us “Top Gun” Among Other Awesome Flicks
This is the sadness. Veteran director Tony Scott (Beverly Hills Cop II, Enemy Of The State, True Romance) committed suicide yesterday by jumping off the Vincent Thomas Bridge in San Pedro, CA. He was 68. CNN reports that Scott left a suicide note in his […]
Celebrity Skin: Jean-Claude Van Damme
Unacceptable! Preposterous! Inconceivable! I’ve gone through the list of stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and there isn’t a spot exclusively reserved for Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s ass cheeks. They were so omnipresent in 1990s cinema that they deserve more than a star! They deserve […]
Flashback Friday: The Destroying Angel (1976)
Before mainstream studios were releasing “controversial” porn about priests doing the nasty, director Peter de Rome tackled the topic in the 1976 film The Destroying Angel. The script, based on a story by Edgar Allan Poe, focuses on a young man torn between the seminary […]
Adam Scott Is Fucking Adorable.
We were sure Colby Keller was the most adorable man who ever lived, but he’s got some fierce competition from Parks and Recreation star Adam Scott (whose butt you can see here). The actor appeared in a fall fashion spread for Maxim, and his face […]
Celebrity Skin: Gerard Butler
Today I learned Gerard Butler is no Michael Fassbender, and I’m okay with that. The Scottish actor briefly flashed dick in his 1997 film debut Her Majesty, Mrs. Brown, as he ran into the water with his costar Billy Connolly. Fun fact! The water was […]
This Is A Very Important & Extremely Necessary Post About Zac Efron Dancing In Wet, White Briefs
The trailer for Lee Daniels‘ The Paperboy, a film otherwise known as Zac Efron & Nicole Kidman’s Magical Watersports Spectacular, was released at some point yesterday. This is very important and extremely necessary, because OMFG ZAC EFRON IN HIS UNDERWEAR. While the trailer only grants […]
Celebrity Skin: Heath Ledger
Mere seconds into compiling this post, I realized there could not be a worse time to write a Celebrity Skin post about Heath Ledger. Then again, it could be argued that there’s no wrong time to share pictures of the handsome, late actor’s dick… That […]
Flashback Friday: The Light from the Second Story Window (1973)
At last! A homosexual movie has been made with something for everyone! Don’t quote me on that. It’s actually a line from the trailer for The Light from the Second Story Window, a 1973 gay porn film written, directed and starring David Allen based on […]