On The Road, the film adaptation of Jack Kerouac‘s cult classic, has probably received the most publicity for the steamy threesome between stars Garrett Hedlund, Kristen Stewart and Sam Riley… Alas, that’s not what we’re here to talk about! Because literally no one cares about […]
Category: Film
Celebrity Skin: Chris Messina’s Penis
We usually don’t do three Celebrity Skin posts in a single week, but exceptions have to be made when full-frontal nudity comes into the equation. Chris Messina—who you may recognize from The Mindy Project, Damages or The Newsroom—bared all in the new film 28 Hotel […]
Celebrity Skin: Matthew McConaughey’s Butt
Since Matthew McConaughey basically showed the inner walls of his colon in Magic Mike, these selected screen-caps of his rump might seem redundant at this point. It’s been said, however, that his performance in Killer Joe is worthy of an Oscar, so let’s just consider […]
Secret Sex: Daniel Day-Lewis
I went to see The Master the other night. It was… good, mostly, although Joaquin Phoenix‘s acting seemed a little bit hammy at certain key moments. But that got me thinking about the leading men of other movies directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, and about […]
Celebrity Skin: Daniel Craig (Again) In “Love Is The Devil”
The first time I ever saw Daniel Craig, which is to say the first time that I ever paused a DVD to jack off furiously to the sight of Daniel Craig, it was in the stylish and very entertaining thriller Cowboys and Aliens. HAHAHAHA, no […]
Celebrity Skin: Matt Bomer’s Butt
We interrupt your National Coming Out Day festivities for an important update about Matt Bomer‘s butt cheeks. The actor, along with fellow stars like Matthew McConaughey, showed them off in the Channing Tatum stripper flick Magic Mike, and our bodies will never be the same after […]
Celebrity Skin: Sean Bean
You know him as Ned Stark from Game of Thrones. You know him as Boromir from The Lord of The Rings trilogy. You might even know him as Richard Sharpe, from the British television series Sharpe. But do you know his butt? Because you should […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Tom Ford Is A Daddy (No, The Other Kind)
[Insert “Tom Ford is fucking the damn Crypt Keeper?” joke here] ITEM – Before I get to the actual news about GORGEOUS fashion designer/film director Tom Ford, can I just say I’m annoyed by this hypocritical bitch? While I find Tom to be crazy hot, […]
Naked Milo Ventimiglia: Even Better In Motion
If Joseph Gordon-Levitt‘s edition of Celebrity Skin came with a bonus GIF, why shouldn’t Milo Ventimiglia‘s get one too? Here are three GIFs (courtesy of Arch Noble) from Milo’s scantily-clad scenes in the Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg‘s disasterpiece “comedy” That’s My Boy. Not to be […]
“Skyfall: Adele’s James Bond Song
I like it. It’s got that swooping but sexy orchestral feel to it, which is the hallmark of every good James Bond theme song. Except for this one, which I still think is phenomenal, so shut it. A snippet of Adele’s “Skyfall” has popped up […]