Well, this is certainly a topic change from gaping anuses! Blake Pruitt‘s short-film documentary 20GAYMALENYC premiered on The Advocate yesterday afternoon with the intentions to explore perspectives on stereotypes, internalized homophobia and gay-on-gay hatred between young men in New York City. The project stemmed from Pruitt […]
Category: Film
Coming Distractions: Mark Wahlberg In “Pain & Gain”
Promise? Mark Wahlberg is a fucking hot quandry on two legs for me. He comes off as just an immense dick, but he’s so HAWT. Ugh, it’s the Tim Tebow conundrum. Your penis is a betrayer! Marky Mark and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson are two […]
Celebrity Skin: The Best Naked Male Celebs of 2012
It’s the beginning of December, and you know what that means! Bloggers everywhere will be compiling their year-end lists, even though the year isn’t technically over. Given these circumstances, we’ll be following suit and kicking things off with the ten most popular Celebrity Skin entries […]
Random Question: Do You Like Porn With A Plot?
This topic, believe it or not, came up over an entirely platonic lunch a few weeks ago. The conversation’s been stuck in my head since then, and between last night’s post about Men In The Sand and my latest collision with My Mother’s Lover, I’m feeling […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris O’Dowd’s Cock
You might recognize Irish actor Chris O’Dowd from his breakout role as Kristen Wiig‘s love interest in the 2011 comedy Bridesmaids. If you, like me, swooned every time he showcased his adorableness onscreen, then you’ll be very glad to see his penis today. The stills […]
Is Ryan Gosling Still Hot Even After Being Beaten In The Face?
Answer: no. But he gave it a damn good try. That’s the teaser poster for Ryan Gosling’s upcoming Only God Forgives. Sounds menacing, and then you pair it with the above image. He’s re-teamed with his Drive director Nicolas Winding Refn for a flick about […]
Celebrity Skin: Nathan Fillion’s Butt
The sci-fi nerds amongst you might be thinking, “Been there, seen that! Nathan Fillion showed off those glorious bubble cheeks in an episode of Firefly“. And ou’re absolutely right! He did bare his ass on the unfortunately cancelled Joss Whedon series. What you might not […]
Celebrity Skin: Taylor Kitsch’s Butt
Spoiler alert! In the 2012 film Savages, former Friday Night Lights star Taylor Kitsch has an intense sex scene with J. Harvey‘s favorite actress Blake Lively. He’s banging her so hard that, even though it was just simulated fucking, I’m concerned she got pregnant during […]
Hottest Horror Heroes: The Guys I Most Want To Do From Horror Flicks
Happy Halloween, homos! Since seeing Halloween II (the one where Jamie Lee Curtis actually WAITS for an elevator while the killer is slowly advancing on her. Is bitch for serious? TAKE THE STAIRS, HO!) when I was but a wee lad, I have been HOOKED […]
Celebrity Skin: Mark Ruffalo’s Penis
Nine years ago, Mr. Bruce Banner himself stripped all the way down in the 2003 film In The Cut. That’s right, folks! The most attractive man in the universe, commonly known as Mark Ruffalo, showed off his dick (and butt) on the big screen. Those of […]

