As if this weren’t already the best week ever—see this, this, this, this or this for proof of that—the good folks at Jockstrap Central have unleashed even more pics of muscle bear Patrick W modeling briefs, shorts and jockstraps by New York-based brand Nasty Pig. […]
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Aiden Shaw, The Silverest Fox Who Ever Foxed
Whatever, Anderson Cooper! As long as former gay porn star Aiden Shaw is still living on this planet, you don’t deserve the title of ultimate “silver fox”. He may not be flashing around his giant meat stick like he used to, but he still continues […]
Andrew Christian’s New Video Is Basically A Gay Locker Room Porno, And We’re Definitely Okay With That…
Los Angeles-based underwear brand Andrew Christian has teamed up with Randy Blue (who make movies like this) for their latest video clip, simply entitled “Locker Room Payback“. It’s basically the less hardcore version of this classic gay porn flick, and our only complaint is that […]
Quickie: Sergi Constance
We like cheeseburgers and ice cream too much to ever have a body like this, but we’re glad people like ES Collection model Sergi Constance have the willpower to, well, look like this. Look, we know what some of you are thinking—“Anyone can have abs […]
Underwear Drawer: Timoteo’s Cellblock 13
I’ve been terrified of going to jail since I watched just about every season of OZ. Christopher Meloni’s usually naked Keller making out with Tobias Beecher all over the prison laundry room still couldn’t get me past what a terrifying and awful place prison must […]
Marc Jacobs Is Riding This Guy’s Dick
I apologize for doing two porn posts in a row, but this one’s related to an exciting development within the world of fashion and entertainment. Designer Marc Jacobs‘ maybe-sort-of boyfriend Harry Louis slammed his fat uncut dick into Shane Frost for a scene with UK […]
Get That Dick, Marc Jacobs!
Marc Jacobs and Harry Louis are still doing it. This is “news” because Marc and Louis are both sort-of-famous attractive people, and someone took pictures of them on a beach. In circumstances such as this, less-than-famous people like us (aka “normals”) have no choice but […]
Do You Want Patrick’s Jockstrap?
You could be wearing the same jockstrap as burly muscle bear Patrick W! Of course, before you get too excited, we should probably mention that we’re referring to the same style and brand of jockstrap. Sorry, guys! You won’t be able to inhale his delicious […]
Underwear Drawer: Slick It Up
You know your new swimwear line is going to be a success when you’ve got Chase Hostler‘s ass selling it in a hot vid. Slick It Up is that fetishy underwear and gear brand that serves up fantasy spandex and extremely slutty skivvies. Designer David […]
Woof Alert: Patrick
Upon getting a glimpse of Jockstrap Central model Patrick, I was twitching at both areas below the waist. My body was so ready to bend over for this hulking, hirsute daddy bear. Yet, at the very same time, my dick was nearly busting out of […]