This is a picture of a muscular, well-endowed man sticking his hard cock through a 25 pound weight and letting it hang there for a photo opportunity. What would possess someone to do such a thing? We have no fucking clue! But we imagine it’ll […]
Here’s a picture of a guy wearing nothing but an apron! He’s down on all fours, poking his head into a washing machine (or dryer) while his buddy moves in to munch on his butt. As you might suspect, we screamed “CAPTION THIS” out loud […]
This is a picture of a cute jock going commando and sliding his thick, hard cock out of the leg of his gym shorts. It’s pointing up toward the sky, as he casually sips from his coffee mug and smirks toward the camera. Will this […]
He looks good on his knees with a dick in his mouth, taking a shaft up his sweet young ass and wearing a fresh load all over his innocent cheeks. We have no fucking clue what his name is, but he’s the star of Czech […]
A scruffy guy rests his thick and thoroughly scrumptious dick between the pages of a book. No, it’s not the beginning of a campaign to get gay men to read more often! It’s the wonderful, drool-worthy image we picked out for today’s round of Caption […]
Those of you who’ve opted to follow me on Facebook after my big “Man Behind Dewitt” post know that I’ve been agonizing about my Halloween costume more than any human being should. There’s a good reason though! I’ll be in Salem for a big gay […]
Brian Bonds made some great faces when he slobbered on Jacques LaVere‘s gigantic, uncut cock. Half of the time he looked like he was in pain, and the other half he looked bored out of his mind. Things perked up a bit when he was […]
You’ve captioned slutty football players. You’ve captioned slutty water polo players. And you’ve captioned an anthropomorphic unicorn with an incredibly large penis. Logically, the next step is to do a round of Caption This with some amateur furry porn! We apologize in advance if we […]
I’ve crafted a story for this picture that might not be accurate. In my head, this girl was trying to take an innocent selfie for her Facebook profile, then her cubbish roommate walked by naked and decided to strike a pose. Knowing that this photo […]
This is an animated image of a football player in a jockstrap, helmet, cleats and some other athletic gear. His ankles are thrown into the air, as he strokes his cock, stuffs a large dildo up his ass and (presumably) moans in pure ecstasy. In […]
