I know, I know. There’s nary a body part on a guy that I can’t be turned on by somehow. I think there’s just two right now – buttholes and the uvula. And I’m making progress on the uvula. The other day, at the gym, […]
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Taken From Tumblr: Beards
Some sex advice from Michael Xavier – one of the unsung pleasures in life is getting your butt eaten by a bearded dude. I’ve been lucky enough to have experienced it several times, and it’s sublime. (And THAT’S why you should include bears in your […]
Taken From Tumblr: Spanking
We need a little kink to get us through the day sometimes, don’t we? Not too long ago, I surveyed you guys on how you feel about spanking. The results: Yeah, so a fair number of you are into some sort of ass smacking. This […]
Taken From Tumblr: Guys In Tights
[Insert stupid reference to Robin Hood: Men In Tights here] Good, now that we’ve covered that, let’s get to some spandex! Have you noticed a FANTASTIC new trend in menswear? Tights! Yeah, dudes wear tights now. They’re mostly reserved for the gym or for going […]
Taken From Tumblr: Dudes In Jockstraps!
I wonder whatever happened to the gay dude who invented the jockstrap? Don’t look at me like that. There is no way the guy who invented jockstraps wasn’t into the D in a big way. There is no garment in history that rivals it for […]
Taken From Tumblr: Muscles!
Muscles. Who doesn’t love a man who can flex and all the windows blow out? Who can clench his buttcheeks and the entire house implodes? Whose cum gutters can hold oceans of jizz?!?!? No one, that’s who! Here’s a bunch of shredded, jacked, swole, and […]
Taken From Tumblr: Hot Guys In Sexy Underwear!
You guys liked yesterday’s Valentine’s post featuring hot guys in red underwear. Everyone loves underwear! And the posts that feature guys in a little more clothing than “none and getting fucked,” seem to be pretty popular. I guess dudes like a little mystery! So here’s […]
Have You Ever: Been Spitroasted?
I like to know what you raging whores get up to! Jake Ashford got spit-roasted in the last post, and it caused me to wonder – has my audience ever been spit-roasted? Have they ever had one in the mouth and one in the butt […]
Taken From Tumblr: Which One Of These Rando Dudes Should Do Porn?
It’s survey time! I value your opinion! (I also like to see if our taste in men matches up!) I trolled Tumblr for pics of hot dudes who aren’t (as far as I know, but if you spot someone familiar, tell me, porn detectives!) in […]
Taken From Tumblr: Bubble Butts
What is the BEST thing you can rock your hips and slap your pelvis against when you’re deep-dicking some thirsty buttslut? (To those of you who are reading that and snickering due to your knowledge of the blogger, I TOLD YOU I was versatile.) The […]