Gay porn star Derrick Hanson is wearing a jockstrap and sitting on a football. Need I say more? No. The answer to that question is “no”. In fact, I go out of my way to say as little as possible in the opening of these […]
Category: Internet
Caption This: Staring At The Phone
There was some hesitation about using this picture after last weekend’s “Hot Military Guy” scandal (which was shockingly popular for being so horribly offensive). In the end, it came down to this—there’s nothing to see in this picture except what you see. It’s open-ended. Thereby, […]
Caption This: Beer
There is a beer bottle in this picture! You just can’t see it yet! Look beyond the cat. Once you do so, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch […]
Caption This: Snow Toilet
Welcome to another round of Caption This! Today’s image features a beefy gentleman (with a great ass) posing in front of a toilet made of snow. It’s safe to assume that his nipples were very hard at the time this picture was taken, although that’s […]
Caption This: Hammer Time
Look at this guy with a hammer up his butt! Well, you’ll have to click through to actually witness this sight, considering ol’ MC Hammer’s blocking the view… But we believe this image should provide a decent amount of inspiration for today’s round of Caption […]
Drawn To You: Michael Sanderson
I don’t know shit about fashion, but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy Michael Sanderson‘s fashion illustrations. I mean, there’s a dinosaur on this model’s shoulder. That’s fucking awesome, no matter what he’s wearing (which, in this case, isn’t very much at all). More importantly, […]
Caption This: Madonna’s Crazy Eyes
Madonna is so wacky! M.I.A. is looking at this picture somewhere, thinking to herself, “Are you really doing that?” Meanwhile, we’re sitting here thinking it’d be an awesome addition to our Caption This series. Don’t worry! Next week we’ll do something a little less disturbing… […]
Drawn To You: The Art of Das Einhorn
Paul Bookstaber, a former editor of The Sword, has launched “a new magazine for little fuckbitches” called Das Einhorn. You should check it out! The first issue centers around the topic of pity sex, featuring contributions/interviews with Drew Cutler, Juanita MORE!, Slick It Up‘s David […]
Caption This: Rainbow Penis
Okay, so we’re technically not sure what’s going on here, but it seemed appropriate for our Caption This series. Penises! They’re hilarious. If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries […]
Caption This: Zac Efron Being Very Heterosexual
Did you know that Zac Efron is straight? In case you had forgotten, here’s a picture of him admiring some cheerleaders at an LA Lakers game. Do you see how interested he is? It’s like he’s practically penetrating them with his eyes. There’s absolutely NO […]