Here’s a picture of a guy wearing nothing but an apron! He’s down on all fours, poking his head into a washing machine (or dryer) while his buddy moves in to munch on his butt. As you might suspect, we screamed “CAPTION THIS” out loud […]
Category: Internet
Taken From Tumblr: Hot & Busted
Hot & Busted is a delightful Tumblr. It’s got a brilliant premise – hot guy mugshots! They’ve broken the law, and I’m going to need all of them to break my man-hymen. I kid. That was broken ages ago. My favorites are the ones where […]
Caption This: Coffee Boner
This is a picture of a cute jock going commando and sliding his thick, hard cock out of the leg of his gym shorts. It’s pointing up toward the sky, as he casually sips from his coffee mug and smirks toward the camera. Will this […]
Caption This: Czech Hunter Sex Face
He looks good on his knees with a dick in his mouth, taking a shaft up his sweet young ass and wearing a fresh load all over his innocent cheeks. We have no fucking clue what his name is, but he’s the star of Czech […]
Caption This: Thick Dick In A Book
A scruffy guy rests his thick and thoroughly scrumptious dick between the pages of a book. No, it’s not the beginning of a campaign to get gay men to read more often! It’s the wonderful, drool-worthy image we picked out for today’s round of Caption […]
Caption This: No Pants Costume
Those of you who’ve opted to follow me on Facebook after my big “Man Behind Dewitt” post know that I’ve been agonizing about my Halloween costume more than any human being should. There’s a good reason though! I’ll be in Salem for a big gay […]
Caption This: Sucking On An Extra Big Dick
Brian Bonds made some great faces when he slobbered on Jacques LaVere‘s gigantic, uncut cock. Half of the time he looked like he was in pain, and the other half he looked bored out of his mind. Things perked up a bit when he was […]
Prince Harry MAY Be Getting Engaged
People magazine is SPECULATING – based on a report filed by the Telegraph – that Prince Harry is about to propose to his long(ish) time girlfriend, Cressida Bonas. “Who is Prince Harry?” I imagine you’re saying right about now. Well, he’s this young man: And […]
Caption This: The Mascot
You’ve captioned slutty football players. You’ve captioned slutty water polo players. And you’ve captioned an anthropomorphic unicorn with an incredibly large penis. Logically, the next step is to do a round of Caption This with some amateur furry porn! We apologize in advance if we […]
Drawn To You: Andrew Salgado
I was immediately attracted to the colors and brushwork seen in Canadian artist Andrew Salgado‘s work. While most of this year’s Drawn To You posts have centered around blatant erotic imagery, my conscience just wouldn’t be able to rest if I passed over Salgado’s gorgeous […]











