Here’s a picture of retired porn star and comic book enthusiast RJ Danvers. As you can tell, he’s hugging a gigantic black dildo. If you don’t know what to do with this by now, then you obviously haven’t been reading this blog long enough… Because, […]
Category: Caption This
Caption This: Wrestling Match
Resting atop my computer’s desktop, there’s a folder packed with pictures of wrestlers in provocative, homoerotic poses. This was one of my absolute favorites, and I think we can all agree that it’s undoubtedly worthy of an appearance in our Caption This series. So what […]
Caption This: Looking Down
Every now and then, the simplest picture leads to the most hilarious results in our Caption This contest. This shot is literally just a guy lifting his shirt and looking down. Is he checking out his own abs? Or is he making sure his dick […]
Caption This: Beau Flexxx
He may have a nine and a half inch dick, but no amount of inches could distract us from Beau Flexxx‘s awesomely bad porn name. It’s one of the worst pseudonyms since Dick Handler, and when you combine that with Jake Cruise‘s over-the-top facial expressions? […]
Caption This: Tucker Scott
Did you think we were completely done with making fun of the facial expressions on Damn That’s Big? Well, you thought wrong! As soon as we laid our eyes on this picture of Tucker Scott, we knew it’d be making an appearance in our Caption […]
Caption This: Double The Scrumptious
Looks may deceive! While this may appear like a perfectly natural, unedited image of a young man chowing down on two fried chicken drumsticks, he’s actually sucking on two extremely large penises! Why does he have such an unfortunate expression on his face? We’re not […]
Caption This: Giant Penis
When porn star Nick Moretti poses for a picture, it’s almost as if he’s asking to appear in our Caption This series. Previously, we spotted him having a very furry rendezvous with Elmo, and now he’s hanging out in the middle of a sex shop, […]
Caption This: Pointing Fingers
You may be wondering what’s hiding behind that cheeseburger. I mean, there are honestly so many possibilities! It could be a dinosaur or a shooting star. And who knows? It may even be a copy of James Joyce‘s Ulysses. These college boys look like they’re […]
Caption This: On The Field
Can we start a campaign to make rugby more popular in the US? I’m not even kidding. While engaging in a little liquid refreshment this past weekend, I stopped into a bar that was playing a match between Ireland and some other team I can’t […]
Caption This: Toy Story 4
Need some inspiration for your Halloween costume? Perhaps you should grab a friend and dress up as Woody and Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story. It may not win you the local costume contest, but it’s sure to gain you a place in Manhunt Daily‘s Caption […]