I’m too horny right now to describe what’s happening in this picture of hot rugby players. You know the drill by now, right? It’s time for another round of Caption This! If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) […]
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Caption This: Cucumber Party
Here is a picture of Eryk Eastman getting mouth-fucked with a cucumber! In today’s edition of Caption This, you’re invited to provide your own context for this moment, though you can fill in the blanks and find out the full story by visiting Dirty Tony […]
Caption This: Act II
There’s a dick behind that caramel apple. This can only mean one thing… It’s time for another round of Caption This! If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for […]
Caption This: The Dildo Phone
On the set of this scene that gave me an immense boner, gay porn beauties Samuel O’Toole and Parker London decided to have some fun with Sammy’s custom-made dildo. We’re not going to ask whether this picture was taken before or after the replica was […]
Caption This: Jock On The Knob
Here is a picture of a jockstrap hanging on a door knob. It gave me an erection. If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or, in this particular case especially, sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries […]
Caption This: Sitting On A Football
Gay porn star Derrick Hanson is wearing a jockstrap and sitting on a football. Need I say more? No. The answer to that question is “no”. In fact, I go out of my way to say as little as possible in the opening of these […]
Caption This: Staring At The Phone
There was some hesitation about using this picture after last weekend’s “Hot Military Guy” scandal (which was shockingly popular for being so horribly offensive). In the end, it came down to this—there’s nothing to see in this picture except what you see. It’s open-ended. Thereby, […]
Caption This: Beer
There is a beer bottle in this picture! You just can’t see it yet! Look beyond the cat. Once you do so, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch […]
Caption This: Snow Toilet
Welcome to another round of Caption This! Today’s image features a beefy gentleman (with a great ass) posing in front of a toilet made of snow. It’s safe to assume that his nipples were very hard at the time this picture was taken, although that’s […]
Caption This: Hammer Time
Look at this guy with a hammer up his butt! Well, you’ll have to click through to actually witness this sight, considering ol’ MC Hammer’s blocking the view… But we believe this image should provide a decent amount of inspiration for today’s round of Caption […]