Category: Woof Alert

Seven of you were able to correctly identify Bo Dixon as the 6’4″ Paul Bunyan-esque bodybuilder who (regretfully) made his only hardcore gay sex appearance with Hot House. The film in question is the brilliantly-titled Paging Dr. Finger, which also stars Trevor Knight, Johnny Gunn, Vinnie D’Angelo, […]

Bisexual, tattooed Cyrus Vaughn is on the slimmer side of the Woof Alert spectrum. Some might call him an “otter”, while others might argue that he’s not hairy enough. As far as I’m concerned? FUCK THE LABELS! He’s a cute, normal guy with a beard. That’s […]

Tyler Reed reminds me of David Chase, only with a little more meat on his bones. I’m not sure if that comparison holds up beyond the fact that they’re both bald, scruffy and lightly hairy, but whatever the case, my affinity for David translates to an […]

At 6’3″, thirty-three years and 195 pounds, it’s nearly impossible to place Hot Older Male model Scratch within the gay lexicon. He’s too trim to be a bear or a cub, he’s not hairy enough to be an otter, and he’s far too alternative to […]

You met real-life couple Marco Bolt and Blake Randolph in the Maverick Men-directed clip “When Muscle Bears Attack“. With their powers combined, they tag-teamed smooth jock bottom Benny G until he couldn’t take anymore (and, trust us, he can take a whole lot). If you watched […]

You know Marcelo by now, right? He’s the hairy-chested fellow on the left above, previously seen fucking a tall guy, wearing a Santa hat, getting his balls kissed and tag-teaming a muscle dad with a hot chubby dude. He even made The Ten one time! But, sadly, […]

Guy Rogers doesn’t believe in labeling his sexuality, but he does believe in shoving dildos deep into his magnificently hairy arse. I’m using the word “arse”, because Guy’s a newcomer on gay porn site Hard Brit Lads. This might leave some of you wondering, “So […]

Anthony London first came to our attention when he filled in as the “token daddy” on Jake Cruise. You might remember him from a sort-of-recent round of Fuck Vs. Fuck months ago, in which 23.26% of you said you preferred his flip-fuck with Jessippi Cappozzolli over […]

Pete Finland has a rough-around-the-edges “daddy” appeal. He was last seen on this blog fucking an unworthy subject, but today you’re going to get a taste of his versatile side as he gives up his eager hole for fellow muscle bear Tom Colt. Before the […]

If you were strolling through the hardware store and spotted Jeff Stronger across from you, it might not occur to you that this rugged, burly fellow likes to take it up the ass. Truth be told, I was taken aback when I scrolled through this […]