Another first! It’s the first time I’ve featured twinks since we relaunched the blog! Someone bring in some barely legal dudes to suck me off in celebration! Ok, don’t do that – I’m more into the beefy types. But that doesn’t mean you aren’t all […]
Category: Twink Time
Twink Tank: Introducing Oliver Nash
We think he’s going to be big. Like his dick! Helix Studios’ newest star is Oliver Nash. He’s the twinkiest twink to twinkle (I should be sent to jail for this) in the twink porn universe! They’ve smartly paired him with established star Blake Mitchell […]
Twink Time: Noah White Is The Twinkiest Twink To Ever Twink
Seriously, dude’s like THE twink. Noah White is the definition of twink. As Helix Studios’ Lap Dance Lay opens, he’s sitting on buddy Josh Brady’s lap, talking about his plans to become a go-go boy in a cutesy lisp. He might want to hold off […]
Twink Time: Helix Studios’ “Lifeguards” Is On The Way
Twinkwatch If twinks and twunks (as if my eyes weren’t already about to roll out of my skull from the word “twinks,” someone made up “twunks”) are your thing, prepare to have your swimsuit blow off by the YouTube trailer for Helix Studios’ Lifeguards: Summer […]
Twink Time: How Many Twinks Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
None! Twinks use LED lighting because they’re too young to know about lightbulbs. Feel free to gong me on that one. Helix Studios’ Twinks and Recreation begins with three young men playing Frisbee, rubbing SPF on each other’s backs, and fucking. Whoever’s ottoman that is […]
Twink Time: Hot Young Seaman
Get it? Lately, I’ve been blogging about the seasoned porn performers. These are the ones who’ve been to the sex rodeo more than a few times. These are the expert cocksmen with the jacked muscles and striking tattoos. The ones who exist to wring pleasure […]