What did I learn from compiling a list of this year’s hottest Twink Tank posts? I use the word “butthole” far too much. Sorry about that! It’s incredibly difficult for me to talk about younger guys without mentioning the sordid things I’d do to their […]
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Twink Tank: Hunter Page & James Lee
My apologies to anyone between the ages of eighteen and twenty-one. After a handful of mediocre encounters with men of your age group, I’ve developed this theory that you’re all inexperienced and lousy lays. This isn’t fair to you! It couldn’t be any farther from […]
Twink Tank: Shane on Chaos Men
Here is a ginger twink named Shane! He reminds me of a curly-haired redhead I went to college with, except I never saw that guy’s pubes or imagined what it’d be like to flick my tongue against his taint. I have, however, definitely laid my eyes […]
Twink Tank: Mike Challenger (II)
Before we proceed, we must remind you that Mike Challenger previously stormed off Dirty Boy Video‘s set after a solo scene, promising that he’d never work with them again. We believe his exact words to the director were, “Fuck you! Just fuck yourself! I’m out.” It wasn’t too […]
Twink Tank: Evan Stone & Brock Landon
Conundrum! You’re into intergenerational sex, but you prefer your “daddies” a little more idealized than, say, Jake Cruise or Daddy Mugs. Where the hell do you go to find high quality porn that shows hot older guys doing hot younger guys on a consistent basis? Does […]
Twink Tank: Roger Lambert & Paul Mekas
So I guess I officially have a thing for Bel Ami model Roger Lambert? I’ll be the first to admit that he’s not the type of guy who’d turn my head on the street, but damnit, this fucking twink knows how to ride cock! Everything […]
Twink Tank: Tony Star
What’s wrong with my dick? One minute it’s popping wood over a pair of DILFs, the next it’s itching to bury itself in this cute twink’s sweet, eager boy pussy… That’s right, fuck twats! I said “boy pussy“. Whether it’s the long hair, the age […]
Twink Tank: Joey Tiger
“Yeah baby. Yeaaaaah, unh, oh, unh, yeah. You fuck that hole! YOU FUCK THAT HOLE! COME ON! Ooooh, FUCK!” Joey Tiger might be the most verbal bottom to emerge in recent gay porn history. I’m convinced he went to the Jessie Colter University of Moaning […]
Twink Tank: Aaron Samuels (II)
Aaron Samuels is the one on the right, and yes, I realize you could have figured that out for yourself. This is the Twink Tank series after all! His scene partner Damian Boss (who I swear has gone by at least ninety other gay porn […]
Twink Tank: Damien Day & Jack Symon
Bespectacled twink Damien Day was quite a hit the last time he appeared in our Twink Tank series! Back then, however, we called bullshit on You Love Jack‘s claim that he’s packing ten inches in his briefs (all while drooling profusely over the amount of inches he does […]

