It is REALLY, REALLY hard for me to post even briefly about Reggie Bush for “The Locker Room.” Do I think he’s hot? Oh yes. Do I think his beefy muscle bod is extremely enticing? Very much so. Do I think his 1000-watt grin and […]
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Penalty For Sticking (Your Dick In Me)
Hi there. Lawrence here, filling in for J. Harvey while he’s honeymooning. From now until Tuesday, I’ll be doing my best to get you off. Let me know how it goes! First off, I’d like to turn to the world of professional hockey. Now, I […]
The Locker Room: Steve Weatherford
Are you ready for some football? Actually, the proper question is – are you ready for some Steve Weatherford? Steve is so ripped, his cock can probably do curls. And we’d like to see that. Steve is the punter for the New York Giants and […]
The Locker Room: Alex Ríos
Baseball season is over, and don’t even mention the Red Sox to me. I’m not even a sports guy, and I know enough to make a nasty face with side-eye when anyone mentions their losing season. The mighty have fallen! When entitled fat bitches admit […]
The Locker Room: J.J. Reddick
Never been into armpits until just now. This tall drink of water is J.J. Reddick. He plays in the NBA for the Orlando Magic, and he’s on the right team because he’s causing my wand to cast the FUCKMEJ.J. Horcrux. I’m sure I fucked that […]
The Locker Room: Troy Dumais
One of the convenient things about writing the “Locker Room” post is that someone always chooses the next guy we blog about in the comments on the previous one. Inevitably, someone’s like “Dewitt, you suck cuz’ [name of athlete who is supposedly so much hotter […]
The Locker Room: David Boudia
Our apologies. We were obviously completely blinded by the twink sex glare coming off of Tom Daley during this summer’s Olympics. Because we totally neglected posting about the aquatic hotness of David Boudia! Someone should have slapped us and let us know that Superman is […]
The Locker Room (Monday Morning Edition): Chris Kluwe For Everything
I have a new love. He’s a Viking from Minnesota. He’s “aw shucks” cute, funny as hell, and has no qualms about calling out homophobic dickfaces about their stupidity. His name is Chris Kluwe and he recently penned an open letter to a Maryland politician […]
The Locker Room: Sam Hynd
Sam Hynd is probably the coolest big brother in the world. The gold medalist Paralympian took fourth place in the SM8 200 metres individual medley at this year’s games. This allowed his 17-year-old brother Oliver (who is as cute as heck is but 17, and […]
The Locker Room: Dónal Óg Cusack
He might be Irish. Dónal Óg Cusack is a professional hurler in Ireland, and captain of the Cork hurling team. Hurling is where guys whack at a ball with a curved wooden club. Cusack is famous for being the first Irish pro athlete to come […]