I didn’t give em’ that title, they did. For some reason, these two morons glued their bare asses together. Straight guys are RIDICULOUS. There’s a lot of better things to do when you’re bored. Go to a movie, go to the gym, whack off, get […]
Category: Straight Guys Are Gay
Straight Guys Are Gay: Hot Straight College Boys Dance
Looking at these two fratty types, you’d never imagine they could twerk it like that. This is TWERKIN’. The guy in the ballcap and black shorts is DRILLING the air with those buttcheeks. Imagine how these two could move it in bed? All you tops […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Gay Phone Sex Operator Interview
Unlike most of the vids we feature here, this one actually A) made me laugh and B) made me hard. Two straight guys are hard up for work, so they audition as gay phone sex operators. They really get into it, too. As their day […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: The Impossible Sit-Up
Remember back when I highlighted all of the videos on YouTube of straight dudes spanking each other? There’s an equal amount of videos of guys pulling “The Impossible Sit-Up” on each other. A definition (courtesy of Urban Dictionary): …the impossible sit-up(often called the olympic sit-up) […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: The Brojob
How dare they mock frat brahs?!?! How dare they insinuate that all frat brahs do is laze about their frat house and blow each other?!? Can’t a houseful of oversexed young men with easy access to alcohol and cocaine co-exist peacefully without sucking each other […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: “Bromance”
Where the fuck was I in 2009? Answer: loving this. Apparently, there was a reality show called Bromance on MTV that featured (mostly) straight guys competing for the affection of another straight guy – reality show douche Brody Jenner. Let me pause here for a […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Straight Friends Who Aren’t Gay But Fuck, Yadda Yadda Yadda, Joke
I could almost declare the genre of “the funny bit in which you and your straight best pal are totally fucking each other and in love and everyone knows it but you play it off as friendship” vids dead and over if they would stop making them […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Man Thighs
Two buds know what grosses out their lady friend. The underside of their thighs. I can think of areas on a man’s body that have more potential grossness than their thighs, but maybe it’s a girl thing. Anyway, these two brahs show off how limber […]
Is This The End Of “Straight Guys Are Gay?”
I think I might have found the Holy Grail of straight-guys-doing-homoerotic-things-with-each-other videos. We might have to close up this particular “Straight Guys Are Gay” shop. *passes you a Kleenex to dry your tears* YouTube user DivaliciousChristina posted this panopoly of dudes getting intimate with each […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Lip Synch Show
Here’s some college dudes putting on a homoerotic lip synch show. It’s not just one song, either. It’s a virtual cabaret act featuring dudes in their underwear riding each other like horses, dry-humping, and did that one bit end with the dude’s face in the […]