I want to join Colby’s Crew. I’d take (and get in) any position in which Colby wanted me! Hell, I’d be the waterboy. As long as it meant Colby would use my face as a seat for his beefy bare ass, my mouth as a […]
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Beefy Fuckers: Two Of The Hottest Asses In The Industry Did A Scene Together For Hot House
That tremor you felt was Hot House bringing Derek Bolt and Austin Wolf together for a scene. It caused an earthquake. A BUTTQUAKE. Bolt and Wolf have the biggest, rounded, sexiest asses in the fuck biz. When I saw the promo for this scene, I […]
Here’s An Interview With DIego Sans That You Can Just Mute And Watch Because He’s Beautiful
Diego Sans. One of the most popular porn models working today. Why? Well, there’s this: And this: Oh, and there’s this: SO MANY REASONS. MEN sat him down for an interview, but the takeaway here is how good he looks just answering dumb questions. Watch […]
Solo Artist: Sean Cody’s Lawrence Has A Manscaped Face You Want To Cum On
I’m sorry, that was probably a little gauche for a post title. But Lawrence from Sean Cody is adora-fuckable and his meticulous facial scruff could use some sticky cum. Lawrence is that sexy jock who plays football shirtless at the beach showing off his fit […]
Taken From Tumblr: Dudes In Jockstraps!
I wonder whatever happened to the gay dude who invented the jockstrap? Don’t look at me like that. There is no way the guy who invented jockstraps wasn’t into the D in a big way. There is no garment in history that rivals it for […]
MEN: Two Of My Favorite Porn Dudes Have Cum Together
Ashton McKay and Aspen! Ashton McKay and Aspen! ASHTON MCKAY AND ASPEN!!!!! Two of my faves. Two members in good standing of the “Michael Xavier’s Secret Boyfriend Club!” This is MEN‘s Dad Group, Part 2. Remember last week when Jake Ashford inducted Connor Maguire with […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: The Boxer’s Bulge
That’s boxer David Allen at a weigh-in for an upcoming match. Yeah. Watch the video. Please note that his opponent David Howe can’t keep his hands off of it. We feel you there, David. – Michael Xavier
Active Duty: Zack Matthews And Ripley Grey Engage In A Sweaty Fuck
This one is FIRE. And yeah, it’s sweaty. Zack Matthews might be from Krypton, cuz’ dude fucks like Superman. He HAMMERS new guy Ripley Grey’s ass. I’m surprised the bed didn’t catch fire. Zack can TOP. You can tell by the expression on Ripley’s face: […]
Here’s How Markie More Got Started In Gay Porn (Get NextDoor For 50% Off!)
I was WAITING for a Markie More origin story, and NextDoor came through! It’s not as exciting as say – Spiderman’s. Markie More didn’t get stuffed by a radioactive buttplug or anything. But we do see how his muscular ass first got the idea he […]
Instahot: Here’s A Lot Of Hot Guys From Instagram
You’re not here to read my writing. It’s not like I’m going for the Pulitzer. It’s all about serving as a host…a conduit, if you will, to filthy content featuring incredible-looking men. Instagram is a veritable art gallery of beautiful men. Here are some selections […]











