So what’s so frickin’ special about this Thanksgiving edition of The Cock Buffet? Absolutely nothing! It’s just like all the previous roundups, except this time you’re probably waking up from a tryptophan-induced nap with the equivalent of morning wood. We’d like to take care of […]
Category: Hot Guys
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Things We’re Thankful For: Rugby Players
Rugbydar is a hot blog that features the amazing men of pro rugby. There are so may aspects of this sport that we treasure. Muscled beef monsters rubbing up on each other in short shorts in these “scrum” thingies. Jockstrap peeks. Their tendency to get […]
Twink Tank: Calvin Koons
Oh, by the way, HAPPY THANKSGIVING! We couldn’t let this day go by without an obligatory joke about “stuffing”, so we saved this week’s edition of Twink Tank for the occasion. Why? Because Calvin Koons is a total slut for cock, and there’s a whole […]
Ask Benjamin Godfre Anything. Yes, Anything.
Benjamin Godfre, who you may otherwise recognize as this week’s “sexiest man of the moment”, has been an awfully good sport about all the inappropriate things we say about his penis. He even reached out to thank us for writing so much about him! Usually, […]
Vincius Goulard: Summer Is Only 8 Months Away!
Happy Thanksgiving. Winter is coming. Soon there’s going to be cars stuck in snowbanks, slush puddles to step in, and you and the rest of the hot guys will be wearing as many layers as possible so your nipples don’t crack and fall off. FUCK […]
Jeremy Renner Isn’t Gay, He’s Just Very Busy
Jeremy Renner is the hotsy actor from The Hurt Locker who wowed the panties off of everyone, and is currently hot shit in Hollywood. He’s about to pop up in every movie except those on Lifetime Television, so (inevitably) gay rumors are a-flyin’. When it […]
The Ten: Take A Wild Guess Who Won This Round…
It should come as no surprise to you that Benjamin Godfre placed first on this week’s edition of The Ten. We already told you this was going to happen, and it was bound to happen whether we told you or not. There were over five-thousand […]
Tom Wolfe Rides Bareback In The Trailer For “Cowboys”
Okay, so we’re not totally lying with the title of this post! Tom Wolfe does, in fact, ride bareback in the trailer for Raging Stallion‘s Cowboys, except it’s not the sort of bareback riding that’ll cause a shitstorm in our comments section. He’s just riding […]
Damien Walters: Parkour Was Already Sexy, But Check This Out
You are probably going to watch this hotness multiple times like I did. I can’t believe there’s no wires and in many cases not a net to speak of! Parkour is that sport(?) in which dudes run around jumping off of buildings, and flipping over […]
Quickie: Philip Muscato
I’m running my fingers through Philip Muscato‘s hair. My hand drifts down his cheek and parts his lips gently, as I press them against mine with the utmost passion. Fuck, I want him! The lust takes over me. I tug him by the hair and […]