Jason Keller is the most adorable cub who ever lived. Not to mention, he’s making bank as the current four-day champion on Jeopardy, and he could make it rain thousands of dollars on your naked body. You might be thinking to yourself, “But, but I’m […]
Category: Hot Guys
No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
The Ten: Jesse Jackman Steals The Show
Will 2012 be the year of Jesse Jackman? His rapid rise to the top of The Ten, after you had only seen two pics and one video, suggests that the hairy Titan Men exclusive will dominate your fantasies for the next few weeks and beyond. […]
Quickie: Hadi Bashang
Hadi Bashang is one of those awful people who isn’t merely handsome as fuck, but also has some substance! Aren’t those people the worst? You want to write them off as just another pretty face, and then they go do something impressive like play banjo […]
Sexy Pictures of 49ers Quarterback Alex Smith
Never say we don’t listen to you. After reading J. Harvey‘s post about the “Tim Tebow Conundrum“, one of you requested pics of San Francisco 49ers quarterback Alex Smith. Wait, who? I mean, not to reinforce stereotypes or anything, but we had never heard of […]
Who Would You Rather?: Manhunt Models!
If you haven’t yet, go to our Facebook page or our Flickr photostream to check out photos from our raucous party this past weekend here in Boston. We ended our Manhunt X Tour 2011 in style with a performances by RuPaul’s Drag Race favorite Jessica […]
Everyone Loves To Eat Out
How many of these movies are there? TONS. And they multiply like Duggars! It’s ok, because the cast is uniformly hot. Does anyone else want Chris Salvatore to rub his eyebrows on their asscheeks? Dude has some sexy brows! Here’s the trailer for the latest […]
Aural Fixation: Which Song Should Be Playing In The Background When I Make A Sex Tape With Conner Habib?
Rumor has it that J. Harvey and I will be attending the 2012 Cybersocket Web Awards. Though we can’t be sure we’ll return with a phallic glass trophy that we can hold next to our penises, we’re going to try our best to awkwardly interact […]
Is Trent Locke The Hottest Cock Slut of 2011?
It’s going to be damn near impossible to name 2011’s Hottest Cock Slut. Upon announcing our extensive list of nominees, there was one name that kept showing up in your comments more than others. Trent Locke. Should we take that as a signal that he […]
Quickie: Johnnie
Move over, Anderson Cooper! There’s a new silver fox in town, and his name is Johnnie. With his eraser nips, furry chest and more-salt-than-pepper locks, this bona fide DILF could easily claim the news anchor and talk show host’s coveted throne. Feel free to compare […]
Twink Tank: Aiden Summers
Aiden Summers is the kind of boy I had wet dreams about in college. Dark bangs that scream “MySpace, circa 2004!”, neon-colored undies made for ripping off with my teeth, and (perhaps most importantly) an insatiable hunger for cock. Yeah. I can see exactly how […]

