We normally post about the giant, muscley types who play professional rugby. This is Steven Gerrard. He’s lean but still mean. And damn cute! He’s the captain of the Premier League football club in Liverpool, England and (according to my best pal Wikipedia) regarded as […]
Category: Hot Guys
No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
Hot or Not: Um, This Scene.
Clutch the pearls! That’s what I had to do when I watched this trailer for Lucas Entertainment‘s Urine Ibiza. You’re talking to someone who can casually watch a fisting scene without blinking an eye, yet I had my hands over my mouth for the duration […]
We Need A New Feature
Seriously. I will be frank with you. I got really tired of writing “Fuck, Marry, Block”. It did ok in the ratings, but it started to feel beat. So I was racking what little brain I have left (Special K is a HELLUVA drug) for […]
I’m Conflicted.
Don’t worry! This isn’t a Bi The Way post about how I’d consider switching teams for Kim Kardashian. Because I wouldn’t. Look, I love asses as much as the next man, and there are some chicks I’d consider doing… But I basically just turtled at […]
Joe Manganiello & Matt Bomer Have A Tea Party
Well, isn’t this just precious? Joe Manganiello and Matt Bomer sip tea together for the January 27 issue of Entertainment Weekly. Remember! They’ve seen one another in thongs on the set of Magic Mike, so this is somehow even cuter and more brotastic than you […]
Brad Pitt’s Backpedalin’ Ass
Awhile back, head celebrity supercouple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie declared that they wouldn’t make their union official until every gay person in the U.S. of A could get legally married. This was a nice gesture (fuck, my straight friends never even gave it a […]
Everyone’s Butt: Which Male Celeb Has The Best Ass?
Celebrity Skin meets Everything Butt meets Who Would You Rather! We caught this GIF wall a while back on World of Wonder, and it’s truly a crime that we’ve taken so long to share it with you. Feel free to punish us later. With your […]
The Ten: Who Can Possibly Beat Ryan Stack?
It’s usually a death sentence when we say a competitor’s “unstoppable” on The Ten, but we truly feel that Ryan Stack will hold the top spot for a few weeks to come. Perhaps we’re wrong about this! I mean, who knows? We might see a […]
Quickie: Johnny
Before I epically failed at finding anyone for today’s Quickie, my original intention was to save Johnny for this weekend’s Everything Butt entry. You’ll understand why once you scroll to the end of this post. For someone with such a lean build, this guy’s packing […]
Woof Alert: Dolan Wolf
Truthfully? Some of you are going to be grossed out by this scene between Dolan Wolf and power top Harley Everett. The rest of you are going to be either turned on inexplicably, just plain turned on, or bored because it’s not kinky enough. I […]

