There are so many TV shows vying for my attention lately that sometimes I just go walk the dog and go to bed because it’s too overwhelming. One of the few shows I make an effort to stay caught up on is TNT’s Southland. It’s […]
Category: Hot Guys
No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
Firefighters In Drag: Serving Lifesaving Realness
(Sorry about the pic. It’s a teeny video.) This vid increased my desire to disguise myself as a Dalmation and infiltrate a firehouse to become a fuckmascot. Two members of Sauk Centre, Minnesota’s Volunteer Fire Department were at a St. Patrick’s Day parade. They were […]
Money Shot: Marko Lebeau’s Back!
Where have you been in my life, Marko Lebeau? While there’s a chance that you’ve been consistently filming and we’ve somehow missed the results, the fact of the matter is that we haven’t masturbated to you in a while. This is not acceptable! You spread […]
How Perfect Is Jonathan Agassi In This Scene?
Scratch that! How perfect is Jonathan Agassi all the time? The man can simply do no wrong. Like, remember when he got a toe shoved up his ass? I was still turned on, even though I normally wouldn’t get into anything like that. Why? Because […]
Quickie: Woody Withers
His name is Woody Withers. If you thought we’d pass up an opportunity to write about a guy with that name, then you are horribly mistaken, my friend! Woody recently posed for a shoot with New York-based photographer B. Charles Johnson, and the resulting images […]
Okay, I Guess I’ll Post This Video of Marc Dylan Eating A Cookie Naked In San Francisco…
When I first saw this video of Marc Dylan strolling around the Castro naked, I thought to myself, “Is this really necessary? I’ve already seen you swallowing four dicks at the same time.” Then I watched it again, decided it was cute and figured I’d […]
Please Tell Me Who This Guy Is.
This bearded gentleman was first brought to my attention by Homotrophy, who posted a few photos he did for the underwear/swimwear brand ES Collection. If any of you know anything about him, I would highly appreciate access to the following information: his address, his favorite […]
Twink Tank: Tim, Mitch & Clayton
Fuck. This scene couldn’t get any twinkier if Justin Bieber were thrown into the mix. Tim, Mitch and Clayton are all twinky in their own special ways, most notably Mitch in his “I really hope they checked and verified your ID before filming this” sort […]
Michael Phelps Gets It HARD In The Shower
How hard is Michael Phelps getting it in the shower? Very hard. Exactly what is this mysterious “it” that he’s getting? Confidence! He’s getting a ton of confidence from Head & Shoulders anti-dandruff shampoo. Surely, he’ll need it when he goes up against the Ryan […]
I’m Officially In Love With Liev Schreiber’s Hot Fat Ass
Liev Schreiber is in better shape than I’ll probably be at 44 years-old, so please don’t get the impression that I’m one of those awful gay bloggers who’d actually call him “fat”. When I say he has a “hot fat ass”, the emphasis should specifically […]

