Marc Jacobs is kind of a catch. When you’re a multi-millionaire fashion designer who went from somewhat schlubby to possessing a beach-ready body – you’ve pretty much got your pick of the menz. As Dewitt posted about earlier, Marc is currently dallying with professional cocksman […]
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The Only Reason To Watch “Glee” Anymore: Darren Criss Takes A Shower
Why are we writing about Glee when it’s so clearly over, and everyone just wants American Horror Story to come back (and hopefully kill the cast of Glee)? Because they put Darren Criss in a workout/shower montage last night. Darren is the only thing that […]
Get That Dick, Marc Jacobs!
Marc Jacobs and Harry Louis are still doing it. This is “news” because Marc and Louis are both sort-of-famous attractive people, and someone took pictures of them on a beach. In circumstances such as this, less-than-famous people like us (aka “normals”) have no choice but […]
Brotherly Love: John Williams & David Williams
You’ve already masturbated to pictures of John Williams and David Williams. Now, you can masturbate to this picture of the rugby brothers posing together at last! We’re not going to ask why David’s wearing what he’s wearing (because it’s perfect), but we are going to […]
Money Shot: Jake Perry Hits A Home Run w/ His Butthole
What would you do if you walked into the locker room and some dude was bent over a bench getting impaled by a baseball bat? I’d probably just drop my shorts and stuff my sweaty dick in his mouth, but I guess this kind of […]
Matty Demerit & Clayton Archer Stretch Before Sex
“You always want to stretch real good before you do anything.” That’s what Matty Demerit had to say before he started slamming his cock into Clayton Archer‘s ass. It’s a pretty important lesson to take into consideration, you know? Sex injuries are the most embarrassing […]
Quickie: Efren Chacon
Imagine if you walked into your kitchen and found this man sitting on your counter. While you’d initially be shocked that a stranger invaded your living space, your feelings might change when he puts down that mug, slides that tank top over his head and […]
Twink Tank: Brez Wild & Nathan Brookes
What’s that you say? You want to see more virgins? Well, if you skeptical fuckers are just going to assume that every man in the world has had a dick up his ass, why would we ever post more virgins? Oh… Because the sex is […]
Hot Guys Eating Stuff
Here are some pictures of impossibly gorgeous male models holding pastries and pretending to eat them! Food porn fetishists are going to see these pics and be like, “Oh my gosh! This is complete bullshit. They’re not even chewing. Your definition of ‘eating’ is about […]
Mr. Gay World 2012!
Meet Andreas Derleth. He’s the stationary store manager from New Zealand who was recently crowned Mr. Gay World 2012. That’s a lot of pressure for one gay guy! Derleth beat out the rest of his Speedo-ed competition in events like Mr. Gay Swimwear, Sports Challenge, […]