Worried that you might not be able to pay your rent/mortgage this month? Still waiting to hear back from the guy who banged you last Wednesday? Car trouble? Boy trouble? Family trouble? Any trouble that could potentially cause you stress and make you want to […]
Category: Hot Guys
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Colby Keller Is In A Music Video
The new Jonny McGovern video isn’t much of a departure from his previous efforts, complete with slutty go-go boys, thumping nightlife and… COLBY FUCKING KELLER? Wait, hold up! What the hell is my fake-boyfriend Colby Keller doing in a video by my other fake-boyfriend Jonny […]
Money Shot: Dick On The Counter
There isn’t enough uncut dick in my life. I mean, how else could you explain the raging erection I got from this picture of Andy Lee, sitting on the counter with his fat, uncut cock flopping out of his boxers? I want to grab on […]
Popular Demand: The Week In Which A Blurry Pic of Zac Efron’s Butt Made The Whole World ‘Gasm
Monday, Monday! Fuck, it’s another Monday! That’s the song I just wrote about Mondays. It’s destined to become bigger on the internet than Zac Efron strutting around naked on a balcony, because I’m a very important blogger who writes popular posts about hot Sean Cody […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Trenton Ducati
Two questions! Is it wrong that I think Trenton Ducati looks like a ripped version of Alan Thicke from Growing Pains? Taking that into account, is it wrong that this really turns me on? It appears I have a bizarre secret obsession with Kirk Cameron‘s […]
Everything Butt: Anthony Romero (II)
We don’t have to explain why Anthony Romero is making a second appearance in our Everything Butt series. It’s pretty obvious, right? Ever since this edition of The Cock Buffet, we haven’t been able to get his wondrous, muscular mounds out of our heads. If […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Two British Dudes Tear Each Other’s Clothes Off
I’m going to feel like a tool if these guys are actually Irish or something. I’m terrible with accents. Here’s two guys stripping each other naked in a pub. It must have been a slow night, cuz’ these two get butt naked and roll around […]
What Would You Do?: Cal
Here is a list of things I would do with Cal (if I weren’t afraid of snapping him in half): • Wrap my lips around his cock and keep going until I gag on it. • Lick his balls. A lot. • Lube up and […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Matthieu Charneau
Matthieu Charneau is extraordinarily sexy (in a cute way). But you already knew that! Of course, if you’d like to extend your knowledge of Matthieu’s cuteness, you could head over to BUTT and read their interview with him. The interviewer asks some great questions, and […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Zac Efron Can Unhook A Bra(?) With One Hand
ITEM – Zac Efron is doing the press whore tour for the umpteenth cheesy love story based on a Nicholas Sparks novel. Seriously, all of those movies are the same. Someone finds some shit that leads them to someone and someone’s dead and can I […]