Today I learned about the existence of Colby Jansen. My first instinct is to call him the hottest person I’ve ever seen, but I realize that’d be an unreasonably hyperbolic statement that could cause issues in the comments section. But you know what? He’s kind […]
Category: Hot Guys
No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
Eveything About This Photo Shoot Appeals To Me.
You may have noticed a pattern here! This is the third time I’ve mentioned Australia’s TROUGH X dance party. There’s no reason I should be writing about a party I’ll (most likely) never attend, especially considering I have literally no connection to the organizers or […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: brockder
To start off, our “Manhunt Man of the Week” (brockder) says that he’s done porn. For the life of me, I can’t ID his cute ass! Anyone? You guys will like him anyways. He’s got a lot of cock pics on his profile. You’re easy […]
Flashback Friday: The International Male Catalog
I’m definitely dating myself with this one, but did anyone else’s sexual awakening begin with the International Male catalog? It randomly came to our house in the mail one day when I was a kid (unless my Dad was either A) secretly gay or B) […]
5 Beautiful Pics of Chris Bines Riding Dick
I ask you, has there ever been a man who looks more perfect bobbing up and down on a hard cock than Chris Bines? The answer is “no”. Let it be known that, as of today, Chris Bines has been crowned the official King of […]
Everything Butt: Conan
It occurred to me back in February that I have a thing for men with neanderthal-like features. Would it be insulting to say Conan fits into that category? His facial expressions are consistently doofy in a way that’s actually quite charming (as far as I’m […]
The Locker Room: American Ninja Warrior(s)
Requirement #1 to be an American Ninja Warrior – you must be sexy! Upper body strength helps as well. G4’s American Ninja Warrior is a spin-off of the series Sasuke. It’s a US athletic competition in which sexy guys (there’s girls too, but you don’t […]
Let’s Get Kinky: Clothespins
Who hasn’t wanted a guy to attach clothespins to their cock and balls? It’s like a reverse wooden mohawk for your dick. You can even attach some to your nipples. Your lips! Your nose! Some guys like being human laundry. Whenever I’ve watched porn that […]
Underwear Drawer: Hot Or Silly?
While cruising for pics of hot guys in hot underwear for this feature (there are days I fall in love with my job all over again), I was checking out Undergear’s site. If you’re not familiar with them, they’re kind of the be-all, end-all site […]
Project Go-Go Boy: Probably Better Than Magic Mike
Project G0-Go Boy is what you’d get if the stars of Magic Mike were less bland, fucking one another and acting like they’re on an episode of The A-List: New York. Keep in mind, this is only our assessment based on the (sort of) SFW […]

