This isn’t your standard, wussy round of Who Would You Rather, where you’re allowed to choose “both” or “none of the above”. This is EXTREME! Take a second and imagine that the fate of the world is in your hands. To ensure that the planet […]
Category: Hot Guys
No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
Quickie: Matthew Stephen Herrick
Why are you looking at this picture? Why are you even reading these words? Stop that nonsense immediately! You should be masturbating to the much more revealing images of Matthew Stephen Herrick that you’ll find toward the end of this post. Why am I even writing […]
Twink Tank: Jack Harrer, Roger Lambert & Paul Mekas
Along with Mick Lovell, Trevor Yates and maybe Kris Evans, hung twink Roger Lambert is one of the few Bel Ami models I could pick out of a line-up. Sure, he’s as generically boyish and pretty as every other performer on the site! Yet I’d be able to […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Cock Blockers
You come here to look at penis, don’t you? Well, too bad! That sound you hear is me cackling evilly, because today’s round of iPhone Wars features twenty-three sexy fellows who strategically blocked their junk from your view. By the time you finish scrolling through […]
Testicular Cancer Is No Joke (And Neither Are A Bunch Of Fire Fighters Examining Their Testicles Together)
Before we cheapen a long-form PSA for testicular cancer awareness with our animal lust for firemen, please note that testicular cancer is the most common cancer affecting young men, and it is responsible for 10% of all cancer deaths in men aged 15-35. According to […]
This Scene Is Disgusting! (And I Love It!)
While this isn’t the first time we’ve written about people shooting water out of their butts onto other people’s bodies, it’s the first time where the “other people” seem to be enjoying it. It wasn’t enough for Michael Lucas that Jonathan Agassi took a banana […]
Houndmouth: “Penitentiary”
Do I mildly enjoy Houndmouth because they’re a good band? Or do I mildly enjoy Houndmouth because I want to jizz on their drummer’s beard? These are the questions I have to ask myself! If we’re being entirely honest with one another, I’m thinking it might […]
Why Do I Hate This Orgy?
On any other day, I would erupt copious amounts of jizz over the following combination of things: speedos, group sex, outdoor photo shoots, great butts, flexible men, poolside sex, Adam Killian, Trenton Ducati, Jessie Colter and (apparently) Hans Berlin. So what’s wrong with this fivesome from Jizz Orgy? I don’t […]
Quickie: Josey Greenwell
It’s about time this country crooner took some more pics. Josey Greenwell is a twangy type who was on the rise in Nashville until he came out in 2008. The country music industry isn’t that kind to openly gay singers. Ask Chely Wright. Anyway, Josey […]
Celebrity Skin: Daniel Craig’s Dick
Nope, you didn’t read that wrong! You’re about to see James Bonds‘ cock. Back in 2000, actor Daniel Craig did a nude scene for the film Some Voices, and I don’t exaggerate when I say that you see everything. Front and back. Dick and ass. […]