What happens on a business trip, stays on a business trip! Time and time again, I’ve heard this sentiment echoed by straight and gay friends alike, who exempt themselves from the rules of fidelity when they’re out of town for their jobs. While it’s debatable […]
Category: Hot Guys
No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
Celebrity Skin: Matthew McConaughey’s Butt
Since Matthew McConaughey basically showed the inner walls of his colon in Magic Mike, these selected screen-caps of his rump might seem redundant at this point. It’s been said, however, that his performance in Killer Joe is worthy of an Oscar, so let’s just consider […]
Woof Alert: Scratch
At 6’3″, thirty-three years and 195 pounds, it’s nearly impossible to place Hot Older Male model Scratch within the gay lexicon. He’s too trim to be a bear or a cub, he’s not hairy enough to be an otter, and he’s far too alternative to […]
Meet The Stars of Raging Stallion’s “Fucked Hard”
“Meet” might not be the right word, unless you’re stumbling upon this blog for the very first time. Raging Stallion‘s new flick Fucked Hard is essentially a who’s who of porn stars we’d fuck or get fucked by, including Heath Jordan (!!!), Bruno Knight, Leo […]
Quickie: James Peters
Model James Peters is wearing quite a bit of makeup in this shoot by Canadian photographer Ryan E. Wibawa for Zoom Magazine, which is a magazine that I’m guessing is neither the English-language fine art photography magazine, nor the Australian racecar magazine. The spread is […]
Twink Tank: Joey Tiger
“Yeah baby. Yeaaaaah, unh, oh, unh, yeah. You fuck that hole! YOU FUCK THAT HOLE! COME ON! Ooooh, FUCK!” Joey Tiger might be the most verbal bottom to emerge in recent gay porn history. I’m convinced he went to the Jessie Colter University of Moaning […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Locker Room Studs, A-Z (II)
You might remember the last time we tackled the “Battle of The Locker Room Studs” theme on iPhone Wars. It wasn’t all too long ago, but we imagine nobody’s going to complain that we’ve rounded up twenty-six additional gym rats for a brand new round… […]
Jesse Jackman Is In A Sling, And There Go My Plans For The Rest of Today
Last night I had plans to go to bed early like a well-behaved person with a regular day job (as opposed to an underemployed and overly horny freelancer with a porn addiction). But that didn’t happen, thanks to Jesse Jackman‘s announcement on Twitter last night […]
An Open Love Letter To Luka Jones’ Taint
Dear Luka Jones‘ taint, Your may not know it yet, but you want to be licked by me. You were spectacular on NBC’s Best Friends Forever, until NBC decided to cancel that show in favor of such gems like Guys With Kids. Who knows? Maybe […]
That Salt & Pepper Sean Cody Model (Daniel) Is Fucking Someone Else, And I Can’t Control My Raging Boner.
Holy fucking scrotum waffle! Daniel, the star of my unnecessarily epic “Hot or Not: Going Gray” post, has been spotted banging yet another dude on Sean Cody. The lucky fellow is blond, bottom boy bitch Rich, who was sadly voted “least fuckable” in our Sean Cody […]