Promise? Mark Wahlberg is a fucking hot quandry on two legs for me. He comes off as just an immense dick, but he’s so HAWT. Ugh, it’s the Tim Tebow conundrum. Your penis is a betrayer! Marky Mark and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson are two […]
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Jake Genesis Has The Coolest Mom Ever
“His mother must be proud” is the type of snarky thing someone would write in the comments section of a gay porn blog. It’s said in jest, usually accompanied by a mean-spirited “lol”, with the implication that the performer’s parents would not approve that their […]
Merry Christmas, The Santa Speedo Run Happened Again This Year
Fuuuucccckkkk. Look at that piece. Damn. All muscled yet lean. Good face. Got a bulge. And this happened in my town! The Santa Speedo Run for charity has become a Boston event. A bunch of Bostonian boys (and there’s some girls but we like looking […]
Kodi: A Moment of Gay Porn Reflection
Today I’ve decided to examine my bizarre obsession with Broke Straight Boys model Kodi. The site recently referred to him as a “fan favorite”, so perhaps my obsession isn’t that bizarre after all! Nevertheless, I’ve written about this kid at least eleven times this year, […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Naked Male Celebrities, Josh Long’s Hat & That Cody Cummings Scene
Should we even bother writing about anything but famous dicks and asses? Our annual list of the top ten naked male celebrities (featuring such names as Matt Bomer, Daniel Craig, Michael Fassbender, Joe Manganiello and Gerard Butler) pushed ahead of Patrick Dunne‘s nipples and Cody Cummings‘ […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Fabio Stallone
My other New Year’s resolution is to talk about Fabio Stallone‘s dick more often. It’s one of those dicks that you see and go “whoa!”, not only because it’s long and thick, but also ’cause it turns at an interesting angle. I mean, I’ve had […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: sportyjocknerd
He’s full of cute! And he has a big, throbby vein on his cock that’s going to make the buttholes on all you bottoms engorge on sight! This is sportyjocknerd. He’s a California boy – smart and athletic. Basically, he’s the total package. Note that […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Hot British Sluts
We hope you stuffed yourself with enough schlong over the week, because today’s edition of The Cock Buffet is slimmed down (in an effort for me to keep my sanity). The good news, however, is that each item comes accompanied with a video! You like […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Wrestling For Fun
Here’s the straight (so to speak) truth. I have next to no idea if these two guys underwear wrestling are straight. They could be gayer than Travolta for all I know. I just though that this was a sorta hot (albeit weird) YouTube vid. And […]
What Would You Do?: Kevin Warhol
Here is a list of things I would do with blond-haired Bel Ami model Kevin Warhol, if he weren’t so beautiful that he could play a body double for Zac Efron in an XXX parody of High School Musical. • Include him, alongside Brayden Forrester and […]